Welcome back to No Filter! I hope you know what we’re doing here! We’re here to talk about important global issues affecting us all, like Lauren Jauregui’s outfits and what Stella Maxwell’s face looks like. This week in news, our pal Kristen Stewart premiered her movie “Come Swim” in New York and thus she and Stella “packed on the PDA” all over Manhattan (they also ate ravioli). If you would like to LOL forever, please enjoy this photo gallery about how Paris Jackson’s “PDA” with “gal pals” is ruining her grandparents’ life (while greatly enriching mine). Also, some important things happened on Twitter so I made a mental note to remember to include them:
PLAYING THIS SO LOUD IN A CHURCH PARKING LOT GOD HIMSELF COMES OUT TO KISS ME pic.twitter.com/huXmtNCXLF
— Daniel M. Lavery (@daniel_m_lavery) August 31, 2017
bake off is a fantasy kingdom of sweetness + smut and as such it belongs to the queers. you can watch if you're straight but pls don't touch
— Ruby Tandoh (@rubytandoh) September 5, 2017
Apparently Annie Clark put together this “interview kit” thanks to her “friend” Carrie Brownstein, including this charming tidbit. I had to learn this lesson the hard way.
Is your love big enough to fill Lauren Jauregui’s fantastic pants? Well, is it???
Evan Rachel Wood’s started just wandering around in her Dolores costume, which is more entertaining than it ought to be. A girl’s gotta buy (and then drop) her can of condensed milk somewhere, I guess.
Gabby Rivera went to Oakland and apparently just wheeze-laughed in the streets the whole time.
A little on the nose there, buddy, but I’ll allow it.
Everybody’s really excited about NATURE!
EVERYBODY’S REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SPORTS!
Honestly, I know enough about Gaby to know that this was not staged at all and she was very lucky someone just happened to catch her wryly enjoying her own material. I dunno if you heard, but she’s on tour.
Join us next week, when Evan Rachel Wood takes her escaped Dolores costume to the big city.