No Filter: Annie Clark Works On Her Dribble

Welcome back to No Filter, your once-weekly journey into the dark and twisted world of queer celebrity Instagram. I’ll be your host, Ryan Seacrest. This week, in news nobody can actually use, Kailyn from Teen Mom 2 is admitting she’s joining the team (welcome aboard) and Cara Delevingne is the ULTIMATE AIRPORT STYLE REBEL, a title I personally aspire to.


The Basketball Diaries. Hoopin’ in Minneapolis.

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Annie Clark, MVP.


Friday…!

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In these trying times, I need at least one weekly dose of Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli being adorable and positing fiercely that love is not a lie.


Omg hi

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In my mind, Lauren Jauregui sent me this picture and caption in a text and I immediately started blushing.


heigh ho silver away

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Mallory Ortberg has gone grey and I don’t know what this means for her Joan Didion wig.



Sara Ramirez is clearly determined to slay all of her Instagram followers and I just don’t know what you expect me to do about it.


This gon be the Christmas card!! #squadgoals

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OKAY


🍒⚡️🍒

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In thumbnail form I only saw the C and I was going to make a Cookie Monster joke about how that was good enough for me but now I see it’s the Ace Hotel and my joke no longer works. I’m sorry.



I guess Rutina Wesley is going in this column now whether she likes it or not. I am watching True Blood for the very first time and currently have a lot of questions for her, like first of all how dare you?


Same

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You’re welcome.


Join us next week, which will hopefully involve a column comprising 100% of Sara Quin’s cats through filters. I can’t believe this is my job.


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    • If she ever posts a similar photo but is wearing glasses and it is shared here, I’m considering Steph responsible for taking care of my dog following my inevitable death. He needs a lot of medication and even more playtime/cuddles, so you’d need to find a direct flight to France. Just FYI.

  1. “I am watching True Blood for the very first time”

    I worry for you Stef and hope you will keep your expectations VERY low. Of all the shows I regret watching, True Blood is at the top of the list. Rutina was totally wasted on it, Sookie Stackhouse is insufferable, and the plot is remarkably bad and only gets worse over time. Rutina had a very small part in Hannibal and was given more to do with that than her role on True Blood.

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