“When I first got off the bus years ago, I had the strangest feeling that I’d come home.”
“It’s a world filled with wonderful, kind, queer people.”
Come for Teddy Geiger’s thirst traps, stay for Ellen Page’s Christmas soup.
Also, we caught Janelle Monáe and Tessa Thompson suspiciously canoodling and Evan Rachel Wood has entered Friendsworld.
Who proposed to Jenny Owen Youngs at the Buffy Prom? What are Lauren Jauregui and Hayley Kiyoko doing in Miami? Who knows anything anymore?
Also, Jasika Nicole is lost in the woods and you’ll prooooobably want to know about Evan Rachel Wood’s new years resolution.
A lot of famous people looked at the sun (with protective glasses). Also, Cara Delevingne met a shark and Jasika Nicole did some kind of freaky Instagram mitosis.
Also, Ruby Rose finds a banana world and Gaby Dunn is a cool queer teen.
Also, Sara Ramirez makes a fist and Amber Heard makes a sandwich.
Maybe love isn’t a lie after all?
Also, Sara Quin is FaceTiming with her cats and Be Steadwell has an accomplice for hotel selfies.
Out Magazine has released their Valentine’s Day cover two months ahead of time, and it features certified cuties, Autostraddle merch fans and excellent humans Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli kissing!
Never forget how good we are at delivering very important news stories to you in a very timely manner. NEVER.
Also, Lauren Morelli and Samira Wiley are literally riding an inflatable unicorn under a rainbow and Carrie Brownstein caught you a frog. It’s a big week in here.
Celesbian dogs we’ve known.
Why would Tegan and Sara lie to us about their cats, Angel Haze isn’t LL Cool J, Jiz Lee isn’t eating a burger and Brittani Nichols (probably) isn’t arresting you.
An anonymous source recently told Heat Magazine: “[Kristen] likes the idea of dating a non-American again, and Stephanie is very avant-garde and different.” Okay! Also, Vin Diesel bought Ruby Rose a bike and Mickey Mouse tried to steal Samira Wiley away from Lauren Morelli.
Come for the snuggly couples shots, stay for this picture of St. Vincent holding this giant turtle.
Join us as we celebrate Samira Wiley and Lauren Morelli, Hannah Hart and Ingrid Nilsen and a host of other women who the press believe to be verrrry good friends.
You look like you could use some puppies.