This week in Vapid Fluff, it’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year — the glorious early days of a brand new relationship for Kristen Stewart. Every day, the tabloids are packed with sneaky paparazzi photos of Kristen and her new gal pal doing mundane activities like hiking or picking up dry cleaning or buying groceries, and dear reader, I am eating it up with a spoon. I can’t wait until these kids get serious enough to partake in Kristen’s absolute favorite activity, which is walking through the airport holding hands! The future’s looking bright, kids.
Please enjoy The World’s Cuddliest Human featuring the World’s Cuddliest Dog, Duncan.
I usually don’t feature the same celebrity twice but both of these photos are important. Exemplary work, ladies.
This week’s Teddy Geiger thirst trap is really a thing of beauty. This is a present for all of us.
This has very little to do with gossip, it’s just amazing.
This is exactly how enthusiastic I am about making soup, although I am of the possibly controversial opinion that they are spicing it incorrectly.
Is Sarah Paulson’s birthday delight a cake with sprinkled coconut or is it a gigantic plate of mashed potatoes? Either answer seems fine.
Kehlani has always been pregnant, we have always been here, everything is wonderful.
Gaby Dunn, this is preposterous.
All seems quiet on the Kate Harrington/Chloë Grace Moretz front but I had to check just in case.
Sara Ramirez, you come back here right now and tell me where you got that jacket!
Join us next week, when we never have to talk about Christmas ever again!!!!!