Welcome back to No Filter, a once-weekly examination of the internet’s best queer celebrity social media. It’s been a slow news week due to the holidays, but if you were worried that Kristen and Stella would break up while you were busy opening presents, FEAR NOT. Even though her ex boyfriend from three years ago is single now, she is miraculously holding it together.
If I knew I could spend Christmas playing chess with Santa’s slutty sister I’d probably have a better attitude about the holidays.
These two candy cane nerds have got to calm down.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdGbVtwHZb7/?taken-by=jasikaistrycurious
God I love the great outdoors.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdJaAD-gRsG/?taken-by=gabyroad
Gaby Dunn and her girlfriend went to Florida for Christmas and somehow got even gayer.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdK637gnUhb/?taken-by=kehlani
I just really appreciate how much Kehlani supports her local sandwich.
This was the moment I realized I had no idea what Mallory Ortberg’s actual voice sounded like and that I was only familiar with Anna/Joan. It did not make the contents of this video less disturbing.
Warm holiday wishes from your girlfriend Lena Waithe.
I am upset. Also, this has ruined my life:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BdJdxxfF9MN/
This is a terrifyingly perfectly-timed video and it has nothing to do with anything we do here but I just need you all to see it.
Just so you’re aware.
Call Out Post: Our tech director Cee doesn’t believe in astrology and likes to inform everyone that planets don’t move backwards and retrograde isn’t real but like DID YOU JUST EXPERIENCE THAT MERCURY IN RETROGRADE PEOPLE?? I can’t believe I made it out alive.
Join us next week, when it will be 2018 and all of your wildest dreams will have come true.
I know it’s a tired joke (is it?) but, Evan Rachel WOULD
I mean, The Little Evan Rachel That Would is my favorite children’s book, so
(She perserveres and brings good bisexual representation to the people)
“The time for it to happen” is indeed here now, Mallory, if by “it” we mean me hitting that Follow button. I have no idea what that brilliant nonsense was but it made me blow air out my nose and I need more of that in my life.
I feel like hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip at the Getty Museum
STEF listen to the dear prudence podcast to hear mallory’s actual voice every week it is delightful
JEN RICHARDS!!
SAMIRA WILEY!!
LENA WAITHE!!
You covered a lot of my celebrity girlfriend interests this week, Stef. Thank you.
Thanks for knowing what I want to see way better than Instagram’s algorithms. I’d be lost in posts from two weeks ago by people I barely know without you.
I don’t know what is going on in Mallory’s video but I needed the laughter it gave me today. The random, slow spritzes of cleaning spray? What?! Hahaha
Vapid Fluff gives me that puppy crush feeling like I had when I was 12 and flipping through Tiger Beat to find the pics of Devon Sawa (my first lesbian crush).
that is exactly what i’ve been going for
Hey Cee can we form a support group for queers who don’t believe in astrology?
HI YES may i join
Sign me up please ?
I would glady join you!
The Logical Autostraddlers? Maybe the logo could tweak the current logo’s “A” into an AND gate. Or is that too geeky? ^_^;
Oh thank goodness it’s not just me. But i did find it helpful once for someone to ask me my hogwarts house the same time as my star sign, so i could relate to how other feel about astrology.
But obviously thats totes different because hogwarts is real, so…
How can I get on Santa’s sisters good list? I have rainbow cookies and LaCroix at my place to offer when she sneaks in at night.
Ah, merc retro. stole my health, fave, and ability to park #plsnomore
No planets do not move backwards. They appear to move backwards from outlet POV. It’s not astrology, it is astronomy. https://starchild.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/StarChild/questions/question46.html
Astrologist will also tell you the planets are not actually moving backwards.