The Comment Awards Are Drinking Martinis with Wonder Woman


Hi kittens!

This week, Mey picked out some perfect swimsuits for trans women. I like the one with the rainbow fringe, obviously.

Marie grew out her leg hair!

Erin tricked me into watching GLOW, and I’m not sorry.

The #KenOfCenter community gallery is finally here, and my god, you all really are a bunch of perfect humans.

Not so much into the Fourth of July? Celebrate Black women instead with this playlist from Reneice.

Natalie reviewed Claws, a show in which Judy Reyes plays a butch lesbian called Quiet Ann(!), and other things happen too.

Spoiler alert: Kayla’s always been pretty gay.

And finally, thank you for this, Heather: Wonder Woman’s 10 Gayest Comic Book Moments. Look, I know it’s in her post, but can we please just take a moment to appreciate how fucking hot both Wonder Woman and Etta Candy look at what is clearly A-Camp 7.0’s Midwest Martinis pool party? Etta Candy, I want your swimsuit. Wonder Woman, I want… you.

Wonder Woman is wearing a halter bathing suit in red and gold; Etta Candy is wearing a teal bathing suit with a circuit board print. Both of them have martinis. Etta is saying "so let me get this straight: you're from a paradise island of science fiction lesbians? With a side of bondage?"

Anyway. Yes.

On to your comments!

On Your “Lesbian Ken” Community Photo Gallery Is Here:

The Dreamhouse Award to Carmen SanDiego and Glitterlise:

Carmen SanDiego: Laureline from Paris is PERFECT. ISN’T SHE?? So glad someone said it before I did because she’s my girlfriend and I wouldn’t want anyone to think I was biased BUT SHE REALLY IS PERFECT 

And the Over Easy Award to Chloe:

This is probably the most important thing on the internet. And I say this as someone who often googles “soft boil egg cooking time

On All My Exes Live in Brooklyn:

The Inconceivable Award to Abbie:

Barbie Never Gets Pregnant Because Ken Comes in a Different Box

On Naomi Watts’ New Netflix Show Is Hella Bananas and Extremely Gay:

The Mulholland Drive Starbucks Award to liz:

The fact that she orders a decaf Americano makes me not want to watch this

On No Filter: Amandla Stenberg’s Precarious House Of Sugar Substitute:

The Light a Single Candle Award to Snaelle:

Whenever I see a picture of Jasika on here I don’t know whether to pull out my sewing machine and be inspired or hide under the covers in despair because it would be like using a tealight to imitate the sun.

On I Love That Heterosexual Show “GLOW”!

The That Glowing Feeling Award to Kris H:

I was 100% obsessed with GLOW as a child and I really think that explains so much about me as an adult.

And on The 25 Gayest Things I Did When I Still Thought I Was Straight:

The American Gayby Award to Heather:

This is all so wonderful. I recently stumbled upon a list I wrote in my childhood journal of the “Top 10 Reasons I love Clay Aiken

And the My Eyes Are Up Here Award to jane:

Okay here is a picture of “totally straight

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  1. Chloe’s comment makes me snicker every time I read it. Proper egg cooking procedure certainly is serious business. Though I have to assert that hard-boiled egg is the correct type of egg, and I don’t want to hear arguments from any of you runny-yolk heathens.

  2. But you should go back to the Lesbian Ken post and look at the picture of Laureline and Glitterlise as Barbie and Ken. It’s so adorable

    • Yes, but does your mother-in-law make $87 an hour working from home and just bought a Lexus?

      • I am queer girl

        I am Spam
        Spam I am

        That Spam-I-am
        That Spam-I-am
        I do not like that Spam-I-am!

        Do you like runny yolks and Spam

        I do not like them Spam-I-am
        I do not like runny yolks and Spam.

    • Dude, awesome name, didja do that thing where you combine your first pet name with your mother’s maiden name? That’s so cool. Mine is Fluffy Byron! Fluffy and Pole should totally be friends. We could start a band! Let me know if you have any band name suggestions, I am liking, You Are A Terrible Spambot Brah, but lmk!

  3. Usually when I see an article with an unusually high comment count, I assume that a biphobic flame war must have broken out. I am beyond delighted that in this case it’s because of a yolk war.

      • Although my natural preference is for the runny yolk, my wife is an extreme hard-yoker. So, when we’re cooking eggs jointly, it often ends up looking like I also prefer hard yokes, which really erases my runny yoker identity.

        • I have nothing against bieggsexuals. When I was younger I experimented with the runny yolk myself but now I am a hardcore gal. Hard boiled all the way.

    • heh, IKR? Who knew yolks could inspire such passion?

      (I’m team soft boiled, except for Easter Eggs which should be hard boiled, for ever and ever, Amen)

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