The only thing less believable is how well behaved all these cats are around coffee mugs and pastries.
St. Patrick’s Day, every non-Irish person’s favourite excuse to get piss drunk, talk in an annoying accent all day and cover everything in Green is coming up once again. But why celebrate an embarrassingly tacky version of someone else’s religious holiday when you can hold a party for the patron saint of cat ladies, Gertrude of Nivelles, instead.
They’re beauty and they’re grace, they’re puppers from outer space!
We’re here today to talk about dealing with your crush’s pets, and also dealing with your own pets in the context of your crush!
For everyone who has a pulse and has met Carol the dog will know that Carol is actually a cat. Here’s why.
There’s been even more talk of cats than usual on the queer internet lately, due to Oatmeal the cat in Russian Doll and Chewie the cat in Captain Marvel. Let’s keep that momentum going!
“Why would I be gentle with myself when I was very clearly doing this thing — like so many other things in my life — wrong? No, I didn’t need gentleness. I needed more self-discipline, more conviction, more toughness. I needed to get my fucking shit together.”
Our first post from the 12k responses to the Lesbian Stereotypes Survey digs into our propensity for cat ownership, our failure to appreciate how great dogs are, and the definitive answer to the eternal question “which pet is most likely to summon ghosts to your home?”
For a documentary about a circus cat show, the film is about so much more about the human relationships that shape us. It’s about how us strays and weirdos put the glitter eyeshadow on because we know we’re actually superstars in waiting. Also, it’s about the world’s only all-cat rock band.
Even if I don’t especially want to kill the dinosaurs, who have been killed enough by now in my opinion, seeing Budgie whacking a T Rex in the face with a lute that I made her to distract it long enough for me to chug a health potion really does just warm my heart.
Cat lovers, we’ve got some very exciting news for you.
“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”
Recovering from trauma through feline friendship.
Mothers in federal prisons hope for clemency, win at Monopoly with MATH, Michelle Obama talks with Oprah, how to help Aleppo, the sexual assault of hundreds of young gymnasts, indigenous love, Kate McKinnon and so much more!
Winter is coming, and you can be a hero!
Some strategies to make sure your cat allergy doesn’t come between you and the cats in your life.
ChaosLife is a hilarious, beautifully drawn, super well-written comic that touches on so many things that queer people (and cat owners) experience on a daily basis. I love this comic and I know you will too!
I can only conclude that this album will be songs from their previous records, rewritten to be about how they love Sara’s cats – Holiday and Mickey – to death.
Life imitates app; here are ten toys from Neko Atsume that you and your cat can enjoy even when your phone is off.
Some of our favorite artists draw themselves as witches, Rachel makes you a playlist for your ritual healing bath, KaeLyn crafts an amulet, Maree reminds us why Practical Magic is so good, Maddie weighs on on witchy commerce, Heather talks about black cats, and so much more!
“A year with a turtle, it seemed to me, was a perfectly acceptable short-term alternative to a cat – mostly because it wouldn’t make me want to scratch my eyes out of my face, but also because my general impression was that turtles are chill and low-maintenance while also being willing to react with affectionate enthusiasm towards their human captors.”