QUIZ: Which Of Our Cats and Dogs Are You?

If you have been wondering to yourself which one of the beloved pets of Autostraddle you are, then this is the day for you! You can finally find out if you are me, Carol the Dog, or perhaps a different pet owned by an Autostraddle staff member???


Which of Our Pets Are You?

We have great dogs and cats here at Autostraddle.com — which one of them are you? (This quiz is accessible to both animals and humans)


















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Carol

CAROL IS A PERFECT DOG WHO ENJOYS SHAKING, CURLING UP INTO A CIRCLE, CHICKEN NUGGETS FROM WENDY'S, CUDDLING WITH PEOPLE WHO COME OVER, BITING SNEAKERS WHEN THEY ARE RUNNING ON FEET, AND DASHING MADLY THROUGH THE UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE

Carol has written 6 articles for us.

Riese

Riese is the 40-year-old Co-Founder and CEO of Autostraddle.com as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image & Other Hazards Of Being Female," magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

Riese has written 2988 articles for us.

48 Comments

  1. I got Carol, which makes me feel very honoured and very seen. I feel confident that it must be the anxiety, common in me and chihuahuas alike. also, it was so hard to choose between Melissa King, Kristen Stewart and Elliot Page

  2. Hi, this is Bocce, Christina is my rescue human. Saved her from getting put down!!

    Anyway, took the quiz for Christina (she’s still sleeping while I am secrectly on her computer):

    WINNER: CAROL!

    Well, I can’t disagree with that Christina is almost as pretty as Carol!!

    If Christina’s grooming was better and her breath smelled fresher, I think it might even be a tie!

    OH WELL, THESE HUMANS ARE SO HIGH MAINTENANCE!!

    Everybodys best friend and generally all around best in Show!!

    Bocce

    PS: changed a few things in Christina’s profile to give it some class and appear a little less lame……its an uphill battle!!

  3. Finally some representation around here

    I would like to complain to the managers about an error in my results though, it said “dog” but the answer I in fact selected was “god”. I trust you will rectify this matter immediately

  4. I (a human) have never felt so seen by an online quiz and I’m not sure exactly what that says about me, but whatever it is, it’s very flattering. Especially because I got Zucchini!!!

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