“I started using my fingers a few years ago and never looked back!”

What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.

It’s Friday! Finally! So much happened this week; we had a birthday, talked to Marisa Meltzer, and went to prom with girls. There were some haters out on the interwebs this week, but y’all beat them up them with your typical funny and smarty pants selves so do yourselves a favor and go watch the new video for ‘Telephone.’

“Cannot believe the M3gan sequel is not called Meg4n!”

“Who needs to pay for psychics when Autostraddle reads my mind like this?” (PS: There’s also a handmade Valentine in here, just for you, from my dog Milo!)

“Who else saw Janelle Monáe in that flower outfit and wanted to watch things BURN?”

“If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.”

“Talk about draining conversations.”

We have feelings on “Carol”, ground-breaking coloring book ideas, Buffy references, and so much more!

Look at how witty and creative and beautiful you are, as usual.

“She dazzled me with her solo audition and now we have jam/smooch sessions.”

“Yes, give me a Nordic woman who can ski a lot then shoot an animal and haul it back to our cabin for dinner! Sign me up!”

It’s that time again… Miss June might look a little familiar to some of you. It’s actress, activist and all-around perfect person Nicole Pacent!

Did you know I was the first kid in America to eat a Lunchable?

Wanna see 100 Smokin’ Hot actual queer girls? It’s Autostraddle’s Second Annual Hot 100, and this year we asked you to submit yourself or your friends. And dayum y’all are fly. We hate to say it, but we’ve gotta: ladies — this is the way that we live.

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

“Hello, Baby-Sitters Club.”

Obviously Hey! Did You See That Comment? Friday is a weekly occurrence and not an annual one, but I’m feeling very pomp and circumstance this week and it just felt right.

It is sometimes the hardest and most simple thing, to conjure up three things you are thankful to have in your life, every single day. It feels especially hard, and especially necessary, right now.

In honor of our 2-year anniversary, Bronze members will be able to access the entire archive of Silver/Gold A+ content from July 11th-15th. This would be a great time to join or renew!