“I sent you a text overnight like, “I know this has been really hard but I’m gonna be home soon and I love you and it’s gonna be OK.” I woke up and you were like, “I can’t be your girlfriend,” and I… I was just blindsided.”

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Also, a Cruella De Vil reference for the ages! And animals cuddling other animals! AND DID I MENTION LARRY ISN’T COMING BACK TO OITNB.

From DC Super Hero Girls to Arrow to Agent Carter, a list of DIY costume tutorials for your favorite TV superheroines.

From lit witches to bruja babes, we’ve got you covered.

Lucy Lawless gets gay on Salem, Maggie names Liza’s vagina on Younger, The Bold and the Beautiful keeps borking up its trans storyline.

“I asked Riese if she thought I would ever have sex again if I started wearing kaftans from World Market and she said no.”

We’re back with our weekly column about all the queer stuff that’s happening on television that we don’t have time to recap!

He Said/We Said brings you masculine-of-center interpretations of the last Band of Outsiders collection at a gorgeous old-time paper mill in Vermont.

There were more queer female characters of color on TV in 2014 than the total number of queer female characters on TV, period, five years ago.

Alison’s brother’s imaginary friend is A, duh.

“If I was too much for certain places, I was going to create a place where it was wonderful to be exactly me. And for you to be 100% you — weird, honest, joyful, strange, excited, vulnerable and real. All the time.”

Supernatural kills Charlie, Gotham tropes Barbara, Arrow marries Nyssa off to a man. But on the upside, Samira Wiley crushed it on Law & Order: SVU and Raven was amazing on Black-ish.

An arrest in the murder of Kiesha Jenkins, Planned Parenthood announces they’ll no longer accept payments for their fetal tissue donation program, investigators say killing of Tamir Rice was “reasonable,” Bernie Sanders updates views on gun violence and more news stories.

Learn all about black cats, love potions, how to sew your own familiar and how to draw a sigil in this month’s witchy roundup!

Gosh, those two girls are awfully close! They’re probably on their way to Claire’s to buy a BEST FRIENDS FOREVER necklace right now!

There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.

Sisters, won’t you step into the light with us?

Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous womankind is! O brave new world, that has such characters in it!

You’ll never guess what’s #1….because you definitely know what’s #1.