It’s Sunday Funday, I’m Voting for Ellen Degeneres, and Larry’s Not Coming Back to OITNB

Happy Sunday Funday, kit kats! Here’s a bunch of good news that will hopefully make you so happy and full of thoughts and free from boredom that you never debate watching the Justin Bieber documentary Believe twice in one week. Also, how do I get 60M Twitter followers? Do you know?

This Congressman Loves His Trans Granddaughter

Congressman Mike Honda tweeted a message of support for his trans grandaughter this week, which was both adorable and amazing.

This is the Westminster Champion Beagle

Miss P is a bitch, she’s a lover, she’s a child, she’s the beagle who won the Westminster Championship and she’s really cute!


Larry’s Not Gonna Be in OITNB Season Three, La La La, Whee Whee Whee

Jason Biggs isn’t coming back for season three of Orange is the New Black. Bye, Felicia! Larry!


Ellen Degeneres: The Real Madam President

What happens in a world where Ellen is president? Besides more dancing, I mean.

Mass Gay Wedding Hosted by a Chef AKA Heaven

Celebrity Chef Art Smith married dozens of same-sex couples in Miami Beach Saturday to bring light to the darkness that is Florida. However, there was still a lot of shade being thrown in the direction of deserving public officials. I really wish I’d been there.

When Smith heard that Florida judges had lifted the state’s ban on same-sex marriage last month, he set out to throw an over the top-wedding officiated by chef Guy Fieri, with a stunning cake from Duff Goldman, and a dance party spun by local star Chi Chi LaRue. He invited the first 101 couples to participate in the free wedding, noting he chose the number after the movie “101 Dalmatians” to shame Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, who has ardently fought to keep same-sex marriage from becoming legal.

“We have our own Cruella De Vil, Pam Bondi. She was determined that she was going to prevent equality from coming to Florida,” Smith said.


I feel like animals being friends with other kinds of animals reminds me that we all have the capacity to love, be loved, and also snuggle like all hell.


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Carmen spent six years at Autostraddle, ultimately serving as Straddleverse Director, Feminism Editor and Social Media Co-Director. She is now the Consulting Digital Editor at Ms. and writes regularly for DAME, the Women’s Media Center, the National Women’s History Museum and other prominent feminist platforms; her work has also been published in print and online by outlets like BuzzFeed, Bitch, Bust, CityLab, ElixHER, Feministing, Feminist Formations, GirlBoss, GrokNation, MEL, Mic and SIGNS, and she is a co-founder of Argot Magazine. You can find Carmen on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr or in the drive-thru line at the nearest In-N-Out.

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  1. One year ago, I was still 100% closeted. Today I had my first kiss and it was with a girl and we cuddled for like three hours!!!!!

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