Should Chuck Hagel be Defense Secretary? Who cares! Go stick your nose back in that book if you ever want to be happy, little miss.

How far right could anyone possibly be in their political or religious ideology that Westboro Baptist Church is to their left?

On Thursday, geeks and introverts met each other, girls in white got wet, everyone got wild and we all had mature discussions about intense topics like gender and being a queer woman of color!

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!

Maggie Keenan-Bolger is interviewing queers, taking down histories and making plays, and she wants YOU to participate.

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

This week, we have the law on our side and another “Call Me Maybe” video to watch – not to mention an adorable twist at the end. It’s all right here.

In high school Mitt Romney and his friends jumped some kid and forcibly cut off all his hair while he screamed and cried. Romney thinks this is mostly NBD.

Can we pause and enjoy our reunion right now?

Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?

Brittani attended the GLAAD Media Awards in Los Angeles. Peeta was there so maybe that’s why she ate a lot of bread.

Donald Trump does something not-awful for once, Bully gets a PG-13, Alaska votes against being nice to gay people, and other stories we missed this week.

The 2012 Lambda Literary Award finalists have been announced! I want to read everything.

Brittany and Satana are gonna make out on Valentine’s Day, which gives me permission to like this episode.

It’s a new internet show. With lesbians. GET EXCITED.

“The manager said that our behaviour was inappropriate and that it was a family friendly establishment and it wasn’t acceptable there,” Duckworth said.”

More Big Bang Theory, Community, and Parks and Rec on Autostraddle — where dreams come to come true. Including Brittani’s “Horror Fiction in Seven Spooky Steps.”

Robin & Carlytron take their lesbian loverthon to Provincetown, Massachusetts, for the annual Carnival and have fun partying with the boys!

Why won’t the gays stop being so mean to this poor pastor just because he doesn’t care about them?