Mariana Adams-Foster is having her first threesome, y’all.

I proudly present, the compliment to last season’s “Men Are Trash (But Sometimes Not)” leaderboard: “These Women Aren’t Defined by Their Relationships (But I am Judging Them for It)” leaderboard.

Behold! Our seasonal list of every single TV show — new and returning — featuring a queer or trans woman character!

Plus updates on All American, Legacies, and Nancy Drew!

Thomas: I remember hearing that there was a trans character named Max, and that he gave birth and that possibly he was inspired by my actions.
Riese: A hundred percent, he was inspired by you.
Carly: A thousand percent.

John: Could you imagine you and Dylan just got done cunnaling-ing together, you’re in bed, the California sun is basking on you. And then you turn to Dylan and you’re like, “We have to get up so we can go to Max’s Willy Wonka baby shower.” That’s the thing you interrupt with.

The end of Alice’s season one arc will make you cry, in such a good way, the way The Fosters always did. Plus, the return of The Men Are Trash (But Sometimes Not) Leaderboard!

Emma and Mariana Fake It but in a funny way, Killjoys gives Syfy another canon queer ship, and Odd Mom Out gets gay in the beaver exhibit at the Natural History Museum.

Queer women’s television has grown significantly in recent years. Still, we’ve watched our best continue to be sidelined by a straight white male majority that won’t pay attention to queer stories, women’s stories, stories about people of color. Well, no more my friends!

Also, Aisha Hinds is going to break your heart on 911. Plus updates on HTGAWM, Legacies, S.W.A.T., and the finale of American Horror Story: 1984.

With the summer finale looming, everyone is forced to take a good long look at themselves and their relationships.

Alice is finally starting to figure her way out of her Sumi problem, and introducing Good Trouble’s Men Are Trash (But Sometimes Not) Leaderboard!

Callie continues working inside the broken justice system to try to do some good while Mariana figures out maybe all guys really are jerks.

One of the most feminist hours of television you’ll probably ever see.

Plus updates on Why Women Kill, Grand Hotel, and BH 90210!

Over 30,000 votes later! Here are your winners and our critic’s picks!

A positive and romantic sex scene for a trans teen! Plus, don’t miss all our other TV coverage from the week.

Your guide to all the shows that were smart enough to create a lesbian, bisexual, queer or trans woman character, thus inspiring within us deep wells of desire to view these programs with our very own eyeballs.

Also let’s check in with the women of Claws and the smoochy shenanigans on Younger.

Sometimes you just wanna feel the heat with somebody who loves you.