There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.

There were more queer female characters of color on TV in 2014 than the total number of queer female characters on TV, period, five years ago.

It was a pretty lame week for queer women on TV, but at least Kalinda and Lana were naked most of the time.

The Poehler-Fey Trophy Ceremony is back. Let’s watch it together!

If we had a Time-Turner, this list would be 1,000 stories long.

“Brandon asks Mike why Stef wasn’t wearing a vest. Geez Brandon! Not all lesbians wear vests! But then I realize he means “bulletproof vest” and let this slide.”

Also, Jane the Virgin introduced a lesbian subplot we’ve never seen before.

Welcome to our brand new Friday round-up of all the queer ladies on TV we haven’t already talked about this week. You’ll like it we promise.

Plus it’s finally time for ABC Family’s leztastic Christmas specials!

“They ask Stef and Lena about their vows and Stef says they’re not doing vows and I start to think that Stef doesn’t understand what a wedding is.”

So, this article about the GLAAD “Where We Are on TV” report basically turned into an encyclopedia of LGBTQ female characters we’re gonna see in 2014-2015.

In which there is a party, halibut, and a knock at the door.

“Steph is wearing a worn out t-shirt and a pair of plaid pajama pants which is very similar to what I wore to drop off my kids at school this morning. #lesbianmomuniform.”

“He slurs, “It’s a party, Stef. Have some fun.” Geez Mike. Way to get personal. Everyone knows lesbians are no fun.”

“I think Hot Cops from Arrested Development but all ladies but Lena ruins that vision.”

“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”

So many LGBT Emmy nominees, most importantly Laverne Cox!

Digression 6: My first lesbian date ended on the roof of a small town Pizza Hut, but she knew what we were doing because she helped me push the dumpster up against the wall.

“My sister has Lhasa Apsos and one of them bit my son in the face and now I don’t like Lhasa Apsos and this is unintentional foreshadowing because it turns out I don’t like Marianna much in this episode either.”

“Steph is making cheese sandwiches with no condiments of any kind. Lesbian moms are cruel.”