I’m about to take ya’ll to church, where — every once in awhile — everything is gospel and nothing hurts.

Walking in a winter wonderland without freezing your fucking feet.

Coasters and magnets, together at last.

Despite its tongue-in-cheek name, Poetry is Dead Magazine’s Queer Issue is pleasant evidence to the contrary.

Topics include a deadly avalanche, Johnny & Winona, joy, survivalists, a church abuse scandal, a Mormon reporter on the Romney bus, malls, revealing your HIV status and contemplating psychopathy.

“First of all, Ali Liebert, let me just repeat that you need to stop making these faces or I will not have a goddamned heart left.”

AUTOSTRADDLE HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A GLAAD AWARD! Other noms include Glee, American Horror Story, Degrassi, Mosquita y Mari and so much more!

Sleater Kinney rockstar turned Portlandia funny girl– I can’t wait to strip down Carrie Brownstein.

This week was “DIVA” week, which means Santana Lopez was back in full force and none of the new kids really had any lines.

They never told us in school that Kahlo was bisexual and I feel conned by that, feel robbed by it. I’m proud of it.

This week on Glee, all the men took their shirts off and all of the women kept their shirts on!

This week on Bomb Girls, half of my early season predictions came true, and there was hardcore lesbian kissing!

In this week’s Liberty Lit: a new book vending machine, Google poetry, queer writers of colour, free short fiction, a review of a Clueless spin-off novel and more.

This mix does not have ‘Monster Mash’ on it.

Bam! Season 2 has begun. This episode is called “The Quickening”, maybe for how quickly time has flown by since the end of last season. Kidding! It felt like forever and I wanted to die.

Tiny fish can sate your cravings without being jerks to the environment.

This week we’re tackling how to have a first lady date, deal with homophobic parents and what books to buy.

“I wouldn’t put it past Melissa Etheridge to presciently write a song about me and this cat 19 years before our love manifested.”

Topics include serial television programs, Mr. Rogers, Disney’s Animal Kingdom, caffeine, underground new york city, boomtown North Dakota, marching band hazing, murder and so much more!

“Me too,” I could so easily say to the teenagers on that Edmonton LRT train: “Me too.” I had also wanted to leave, and I did; but then I came home.