Playlist: Oh Wow So I’m Starting All Over Then I Guess
Sometimes you think your life is gonna look one way, and then it turns out to actually be another way. Here’s your musical journey from heart-smash to bird-land!
Sometimes you think your life is gonna look one way, and then it turns out to actually be another way. Here’s your musical journey from heart-smash to bird-land!
Please don’t watch all of these in one day. You’ll die.
So you thought it would be super cute and convenient and special to date your roomie-lover-friend-roommate-teammate-co-worker but now you’re broken up and you can’t get away from each other? Here are some tips to make the whole process easier.
“Sat in my car listening to a police scanner app for an hour for no particular reason “
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
18. The only bladder I have to wake up for is my own.
But where will I put my feelings?!
Sometimes you have to break up with someone to save yourself, no matter what time of the year.
To leave or not to leave, that is the question.
18. Gin
19. Brownie batter
You were never just dating a cute woman. You were dating a cute woman who is also someone’s daughter, granddaughter, bubeleh, mija, etc.
You and your ex are going to the same social event? You should probs read this first.
“5. I’m kind of glad you still have that scar from when my dog bit you.”
Once upon a time I married a man, had kids, and realized I was a lesbian. Here’s what happened and what I wish somebody had told me at the time.
You live in a world with a person who once treated you like crap, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be super happy! With special guest: a raccoon.
That’s it, I’m dating myself.
Rachel’s Team Pick: Finally, something to do with all your ex’s stuff.
Feel all the feelings.
Your heart is broken and we’re making quesadillas. Share your break up stories! All the cool kids are doing it. How do lesbians have sex?
Need some (healthy) summertime escapism? Did you get dumped, get distance or are you just pining for your crush on that massive open thread still? Kim’s got 8 cures for heartache and heartbreak, none of which involve the bottom of a bottle. Mostly they involve the Discovery Channel, Buffy and some retro games, of course.