So You Want To Dress Like You’re in “The Birdcage”
We’re taking a trip to South Beach and getting into the iconic summer styles of The Birdcage! The neon, the billowy linens, the rings and gaudy necklaces!
All That Was Gilded and Gay From the 2022 Met Gala
Attractive queer humans put on sparkly clothes and so, in the tradition of our people, I’m here to ask them to step on my neck.
Obsessed: Abercrombie and Fitch’s Bleak “American Dream” and Its Very Bizarre Quarterly Magalog
Inspired by Netflix’s “White Hot: Abercrombie & Fitch,” a journey into the brand’s appalling history, the super-weird A&F Quarterly (and its lesbian wedding!), the Look Policy handbook, an apparent comeback and more.
Five Plus-Size Outfits for Honoring the Ultimate Lesbian: Mother Earth
Here are five earthy looks with an emphasis on “slow fashion.”
Seven Spring Suits to Look Gay at Literally Every Occasion
Nothing quite says spring like bright colors, florals, and being the hottest person in line at Trader Joe’s.
So You Want Some New Jewelry
Looking to shake up your accessories this season? In this iteration of So You Want To, we’re talking rings, earrings, bracelets, and necklaces.
Five Outfits for Being the Cool Gay Auntie
I had my sights set on this long purple overcoat from ASOS that I really really wanted. I thought, “that’s a coat for a gay auntie.” If you’re a cool gay aunt or about to be one, here are five outfits for you.
The Most Baffling Fashion Choices I Made When I Was 13
I’ve rounded up some of the most, uhhh, creative? style choices I made at 13 and reimagined them as fashion spreads in a clearly VERY high budget teen magazine of my own making.
So You Want To Know The Trends for Spring
The early aughts revival is going strong, so prepare to relive your days of middle school via a ton of sparkles, butterflies and the like.
Five Outfits for When You Want To Feel Like the Lead in an Assassin Thriller
Here are a few outfits for when you want to feel like the lead in an assassin thriller where this time, the lead is totally gay!
So You Want To Have a Meet Cute
In honor of Valentine’s Day, here are some mini fic romances alongside fashion recs.
Style Thief: How To Dress Like Taissa From “Yellowjackets”
Rock teen Taissa energy by day and adult Taissa energy by night.
Cozy Socks I Want to Own
Why socks? Here are five reasons, brainstormed 100% from the top of my head right now, why cozy socks should be queer culture.
10 Yellow Jackets I Want to Wear While Convincing People To Watch “Yellowjackets”
Consider this your reminder to get caught up on “Yellowjackets” but also your reminder that coats are a fun fashion staple.
So You Want To Buy A Coat
It’s mid-November, and where I am on the east coast, that means it is time to swan about dramatically in various kind of outerwear!
15 Queer Woman and Non-Binary Babes Who Wore Top Hats Better Than Any Willy Wonka
No offense, Timothee Chalamet. It’s just that non-binary icon Gonzo wore it better.
So You Want To Dress for Fall
As a woman who has been known to describe herself as a “coatsexual,” it was incredibly challenging for me to not select upwards of twenty coats and jackets here.
Every Last Piece of Queer Fashion From 2021’s Met Gala That We Could Find
As long as Vogue Magazine lives and breathes, September will mean fashion, and as such here we are with flamboyant dresses and suits to critique with the signature flourish and snark that is our right as gays.
Style Thief: Calico Critters Are Lesbian Fashion Icons
“Bruce, the leader of the Cloverleaf Corners Environmental Awareness Society, is ready to save the planet in style with this comfy classic tomboy shirt and short combo.”
So You Want To Go To Work
One of the most popular requests I have gotten for this column is “What do I wear to work?” And I get it! You have to get dressed for work, and the kinds of clothes that are typically deemed “workplace appropriate” are absolutely racist, classist, ableist, transphobic, homophobic and sexist. Not to mention, no two workplaces are the same!