A Countess challenges her newest trans maid to make a sopping wet gamble. “The Countess said she could use whatever means necessary, and Myra had assumed she meant some form of corporal punishment. But the Countess was going to pee on her.”

Mourning Betty Dodson. Plus, what’s up with anti-sodomy laws, r/ToyControl, setting boundaries, and more.

Naomi is leaving scratches on my chest, grasping for anything to hold onto while she sits on my face.

Whether you’re alone or living in a poly pod orgy, you deserve X-rated entertainment. So in honor of the incredible A+ members from way back and our latest fundraiser, we’re launching S L I C K, a weekly erotica series that will bring you sexy stories every week.

You are just picking up Naomi. Your very good friend, Naomi, whom you have only not-so-jokingly offered to take up on her not-so-joking offer to fuck for a decade. She literally just got emotionally gut punched by some fuckboy. Don’t be another fuckboy. Not today. Unless she initiates. Fuck, she always initiates. Fuck, I missed my exit.

Mostly I had chalked my ambivalence up to stifling antidepressants and emotional avoidance. Was I gutted of desire or was this a case of under exposure? Or was I supposed to own my simpleton truth and scream from a cliff, “I just want to dim the lights and be pegged, goddamnit!”

“I distinctly remember you eating my pussy on the banks of the Nile river, ” I say and we both waterfall into each other’s bodies. I climb on top of her, straddle her hips, and she grabs my ass.

First I became a cloud-woman. Min had always liked watching them as a child, one of her only good memories from that period. I lifted up my skirts, let her lap up my water. Her mouth was covered in dew when I kissed her.

The thing swaying in front of her didn’t even register as human at first. It seemed about as alive and conscious as the vibrator thrumming between its legs. Just a sex toy, executing its designated purpose without end.

Why sex parties are great, why blocking your ex is better, why actually we should all just delete social media and never look back and also never link it to a dating app, and more.

“Sometimes winning the switch fight meant kind of losing. When you were both switches, though, everybody won no matter the outcome. It all came down to pride and play.”

Instagram and Facebook etc. are failing sex workers by shadowbanning their content. Plus: what to do if you can’t orgasm, what love bombing is, misunderstanding herpes and more.

Are they literary heavy hitters for which you’ll need a thesaurus and previous experience reading Nietzsche? No! Are they fun romps through a winter wonderland with queer characters? Yes! Are said characters often trapped in places and hate each other at first but then fall in love and there’s really no risk except that which makes the love even more defined? Yes!

The history of hotel room porn, how to get comfortable with wearing a strap-on, sex might help you focus and more.

How to have a good one night stand, the shift to yes means yes, queer erotica and more.

Don’t dry shampoo a vagina, a gender-neutral vibrator, why to schedule sex and more.

What to do if you want to orgasm less quickly, open your relationship, talk about and address vaginal pain and more.

Nudes! What if we just stopped judging people for having them when everyone does? Also, don’t use bath bombs as dildos.

Why it’s okay to feel lonely even if you have a partner, why it’s a great idea to slide into her insta DMs, what sex dreams might mean and more.

Leatherdyke zines and history, what foods you can put in a vagina or asshole, why sleep makes everything better except for the bad sex writing awards and more.