This article contains lesbians kissing on TV. I promise.

In which new characters are introduced, Santana has to be photoshopped in and Kate Hudson wears nothing but lingerie for 44 minutes.

Emily does a lot of kissing in this episode. Some of it is good. Some of it is awkward.

The Liars finally start confronting people and asking the hard questions. More importantly, Maya’s cousin shows up and wants to get all up in Emily’s pants. We’re upset about this.

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

This week on The Real L Word, Romi and Dusty reunited, Whitney and Sara visited Connecticut, Amanda went to a dinner party in New York with Kiyomi and Somer couldn’t make it! Hijinks ensue!

In which it is revealed that moms have sex lives and there is clearly something in the Rosewood water.

This week on The Real L Word, everyone fought about stupid shit and something terrible happened and there was a lot of crying.

This week on The Real L Word, I took a long nap, Kiyomi drank too much, Whitney popped the question and Amanda inhaled toxic paint fumes.

This week on “The Real L Word,” various lesbians sat at tables and talked to each other!

Are there really only 2 episodes left in the series 2? But it’s just starting to get good again!

Things get really intense in Episode Two of Lip Service Season Two. Didn’t this show used to be fizzy and fun?

The penultimate episode of series 2 is, as Lexy might say, fantastic and lovely. Bonus: Star Trek jokes!

This week on Glee, Kurt’s gold pants won and everybody else lost.

Emily spent half of this episode in a totally ripped up sweater. Need I say more?

Pretty Little Liars is finally starting to unfold the plot line. I try to sort it out and drop little fashion nuggets along the way. Just FYI, Emily wears two button-ups this week.

Glee, how long ’til your soul gets it right? Can any human being ever reach that kind of light?

This week on Pretty Little Liars, a lesbian couple made out on an actual bed!

There’s a burnt turkey on New Girl and a house fire on Modern Family. Max’s smokin’ hot ex-girlfriend even shows on up Happy Endings. Did we mention Max is gay because this episode never stopped pointing out what a flamer he is.

Modern Family, New Girl and Happy Endings were all new this week. Did you wach them? ‘Cause we did.