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Orange is the New Black Episode 205 Recap: Gloria Gloria Hallelujah
Shit is going down in the bathroom, y’all.
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Faking It Episode 201 Recap: It Wasn’t A Phase, Mother
This week on “Faking It,” Amy woke up in bed with Liam, Tommy spills Lauren’s secret, and Karma waterboards Amy’s heart! Welcome back!
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 504: The Cause of Death is Murder, Duh
Everyone: ALI NO
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Pretty Little Liars 506, 507 and 508 Mega Recap Party Extravaganza
Grab some popcorn and get comfortable, kids, because it’s time to catch up on our favorite teen drama about tiny liars who are pretty.
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Faking It Episode 104 Recap: You’re A Karmasexual
This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a lesbian coffee shop and Karma’s parents introduce the schoolchildren to Kale!re
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“Faking It” Episode 101 Recap: Let’s Be Lesbians
In the first episode of “Faking It,” two girls are mistaken for a lesbian couple and they sort of just run with it.
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Orphan Black Episode 204 Recap: Governed As It Were By Chance
Felix describes Cosima and Delphine as “locked in a transgressive lesbian geek spiral bound to end in tears.” Little does he know he just described every lesbian relationship ever in the history of womankind.
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Faking It 105 Episode Recap: We’re Not Acting Like Lesbians, We’re Acting Like Best Friends
Last week I was on a mountain with no internet! So welcome to your very very overdue “Faking It” recap, just in time for tonight’s episode.
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Glee Episode 515 Recap: Bash Me In The Belly
The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.
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Orphan Black Episode 203 Recap: Mingling Its Own Nature With It
While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.
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Faking It Episode 107 Recap: I Think We Should Break Up FOR REAL
This week on “Faking It,” everybody finds out about the threesome and Amy and Karma break up and everybody gets real sad about it.
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Glee Episode 513 Recap: New Directions For Lesbos!
This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!
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Glee Episode 517 Recap: Opening Night To Remember Forever-Ever
This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!
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Once Upon A Time Episode 312 Recap: Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle!
Yes, I am going to fill this recap with as many monkey puns as possible. No, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
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Faking It Episode 106 Recap: I Promise This Threesome Won’t Be Weird At All
This week on “Faking It,” everybody gets ready for a three-way!
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SUPER SPECIAL RECAP! Bomb Girls: Facing The Enemy
Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games you can play the next time you feel up to the challenge. Here is your veritable stuffed French toast of a recap, so go ahead and dig in.
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Couples Therapy 404 Recap: Bungled Bunghole
Because you’ve always wanted to hear Jon Gosselin say the words “I’m not masturbating.”
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Couples Therapy 403: Actual Human Garbage
This week on the show that no one besides me and Stef are talking about, it must be lunchtime at this shoddily constructed preschool of a mansion, because everyone’s throwing tantrums and Farrah’s fibbing to the class. James Deen was not your boyfriend, sweetheart.
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Orphan Black Episode 202 Recap: Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion
Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.
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“The Fosters” Episode 116 Recap: Brandon and His Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Judgement
Remember all the hope I had for Brandon? My hope is Humpty Dumpty and all the kings horses and all the kings lesbians will never put my hope for this character back together again.