There’s an Unexpected Lesbian in Hallmark’s “An Unexpected Christmas”

I love surprise lesbians, especially when they ruin Christmas for homophobes, so this little Hallmark movie was a hit for me!

split-screen of two pics: Harper and Abby looking at each other affectionately in front of a Christmas tree, John in a plaid pea coat at a table in a restaurant

Christmas Movie Reviews Podcasts

“To L and Back” Podcast Holiday Special: Two Jews Review a Lesbian Christmas Movie

Riese: I would text Riley and be like “you up?”
Carly: Are you still at the gay bar…? Because?
Riese: I would come back incensed with rage and ready to make a mistake.
Carly: Ready to ruin my relationship.
Riese: Yes. I would be full of the spirit of ruin and ready to share it.
Carly: Which is not Christmas spirit, but it is kind of related.

Christmas Movie Features

Home Alone for the Holigays: Watch “Black Christmas” with Dani Janae

Welcome to Home Alone for the Holigays! Where our writers welcome you to spend the day with them virtually and live-tweet one of their favorite holiday films. Come kick it with Dani, watch Black Christmas and have a mocktail or two.

Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis in Happiest Season

Christmas Movie Reviews

“Happiest Season” Review: Kristen Stewart and Mackenzie Davis Are at Their Best in an Instant Holigay Classic

Clea DuVall manages a real Christmas miracle in Happiest Season by capturing the distinctly queer and quietly heart-wrenching experience of not being able to share your real self with the people you love most, when all you want to do is shout from the tallest chimney in town that you’ve found your person, that you’re in love.

Halloween Movie Lists

10 Twisted, Gory Horror Films to Watch With Your Mean Femme Date

There are so many cold, cool femmes in my life that I want to make out with, but I also want to test their grit. The best way for me to see if a date passes muster is to watch a fucked up horror film that I really enjoy with them.

Halloween Movie Lists

10 Low-Key Horror Movies to Watch With Your Sensitive Butch Date

It’s officially October, which means it’s time to break out the horror movies. Here are a few suggestions to win over your summer crush that will be gone by spring.

Christmas Movie Lists

This Holigay Flowchart Will Tell You Which Christmas Movie You Really Want to Watch

Santa or no Santa? Christmas pud or Christmas pie? Do you want to cry?

Christmas Movie Features

This Is Your 25 Days of Carolmas Advent Calendar

There will always be those who lose sight of the real message of this joyous time, choosing to focus on notions and boat tickets, instead of the lessons laid forth by Our Lady of Waterloo. But not us, Dearest.

Halloween Movie Features

Movie Night: Hocus Pocus

When the air turns crisp and leaves turn orange, I only yearn for one thing: for a virgin to light the damn candle and bring my favorite trio of witches back from the dead.