5 Halloween Movies From My Childhood Available Online, Thank the Great Pumpkin

Happy (Almost) Halloween! Can I be honest about something? OK, two things: Halloween is maybe my least favorite holiday, and I suffer year-round 24/7 seriously nonstop from nostalgia attacks. And while you, good sir ma’am or lord, may ring in Old Hallow’s Eve with some booze and a solid, feminist costume, I like to ring it in watching not-scary movies while Eli is dressed as a pumpkin. Or, really, doing anything that isn’t wearing a costume around adults who ostensibly have eyes with which to see.

Luckily, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, and everyone else on Earth totally get me. And that’s why the Halloween movies of our youth are all available to stream on some sort of service this time things get spooky outside.

Grab me a spiked cider and hand me the pumpkin seeds, dood! These are the potentially not-as-great-as-we-remember movies we can watch this Halloween. In absolutely no particular order.


Garfield’s Halloween Adventure

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Garfield’s always been my kind of guy, you know? He just gets me. Also, I think I might be one of the only people in the world who truly appreciates Garfield comics, wants a Garfield coffee mug, and once had a laminated cut-out paper Garfield colored in with crayons on display in multiple apartments that she bought at a thrift store for a nickel.

Also, this is technically maybe an episode of a TV show. DON’T HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE. It’s just a passion.

Stream on Hulu | Download on Amazon 


Halloweentown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNGYJRcq5BM

Something about this movie never terrified me. Like, really? This shit is off the chain weird. Get into it.

Watch Instantly on Amazon | Buy at Amazon 


It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

LINUS AND SALLY MISTAKE SNOOPY FOR THE GREAT PUMPKIN

As my mother’s daughter, I am obliged to remind you that Linus in the pumpkin patch never gets old.

Stream on Hulu | Download on Amazon | Buy at Amazon


Hocus Pocus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UUMsInka2s

I think Sarah Jessica Parker in this movie made me gay? Bette Midler’s the one who made me such a queen, though.

Stream on Netflix | Download on Amazon | Buy at Amazon


The Nightmare Before Christmas

Third confession? I never understood the allure of this movie. I do find it creepy and weird, though, which means I associate it more with Halloween than, well, Christmas. But luckily for all of us on Earth, CHRISTMAS IS COMING.

Stream on Netflix | Rent or Download on Amazon | Buy at Amazon

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42 Comments

  1. Halloweentown! Disney Channel used to pull in some solid actors for their original movies. I mean, Debbie Reynolds is in that for crying out loud. And then they followed that up with Phantom of the Megaplex, with Mickey fucking Rooney.
    God, they were both so awesomely cheesy and terrible.

    • I loved Phantom of the Megaplex! I waited every month for the Disney Channel Original Movie. These TV movies ruled my pre-teenage years (I refuse to say “tween” because that word was invented far after I was one). Does anyone know if Disney still makes them?

  2. I watched the Addams Family last weekend because the Addams Family! Hocus Pocus was still on Netflix UK this weekend so I’m hoping it’s there on Friday or I’ll be binge watching Coven or the craft.

  3. I was actually just thinking about why “The Nightmare Before Christmas” became so popular last night! To boil down a lot of decentralized, pre-sleep, pondering; I think there are some kids/young adults/people who feel like they’re ‘Halloween’ people, living in a world of ‘Christmas’ people. If that makes any sense.

    Also, I definitely had a crush on Marnie from “Halloweentown”, when I was a kid.

    • I think your own to something. I’ve often seen the movie as a playful reflection on culture clash. What happens when one nation or town with a very distinct culture discovers another one that’s totally different from anything they’ve every known. Someone feels they’ve all been left out. If they can’t find a way to explain this culture to those who’ve never been there, they’ll try to reclaim parts of it as there own. The outsiders try to go mainstream as it wore. Failing to realize the reality the on-going works of that culture are even tougher than just feeling the experience.

      Why does Halloween Town try to co-opted Christmas rather than the other way around? Simple. As you suggest, the culture of Christmas feels so much bigger than Halloween. So for one night at least, the Halloween people get to feel that power and they like it. Even if in real life they now it can’t last.

  4. I love everything on this list.

    Though my favorite streaming service for Halloween is Youtube. It gives me all the So Weird and Are You Afraid of the Dark? that I want. Plus they also have Don’t Look Under the Bed and the Kenan and Kel Headless Horseman special.

  5. As a (very) small child, I would take my blue blankie and curl up inside one of those cardboard soda flats like you buy 24 count discount soda in from Costco. So I looked like this. That was how I rocked Saturday morning cartoons.

    • Huh I didn’t now McGee was in Hocus Pocus. That’s kind of cool.

      I used to watch that movie a lot of Halloween grouping, but it hasn’t held up for me as well as some of the other mentioned here. The songs were awesome with Bette Middler still a stunner after all these years and Sarah Jessica Parker’s number being reeeallly creepy. I guess the problem is the kids we’re supposed to identify with as hero never had as much appeal to me as the witches and the zombie.
      Plus, did any when else come to see the running crack on the lead character being a “virgin” rather irksome in hindsight? As a kid I could just shrug it off like…well that’s weird…but so is everything else in this movie. But now it seems really tackless. That they got away with it in a Disney movie was strange enough, but could use imagine those joke getting by if the lead character was a teenager girl? But maybe that’s just me.

  6. Garfield’s Halloween special was the first Halloween thing a watch growing up, my first introduction to Garfield, and still one of my favorite Halloween specials to this day. (Yes Carmen it is a special from 1985 so your safe. Garfield and Friends the series debuted in 1988 and ran till the mid-ninties).
    I had a VHS tape with this from it’s debut on our CBS station followed by The Great Pumpkin. Used to watch for years and it was taped off the set when I was only three. I know the date now because a the commercial for the Twilight Zone the aired later that week was on it. (A pretty creepy TV spot for a kids on Halloween, let me tell ya.)

    • Yes, I saw The Witches a few days ago. I was aware of it when I was a kid and the witch gathering to demonstrate the plan (which was probably the most frightening scene), but this was the first time I’d watched it from start to finish.

  7. Since everyone else is bringing back childhood Halloween favorites, I think I’ll mention two of my own. Did anyone else here grow-up watching the Disney special Mr. Boogedy and the sequel Bride of Boogedy? It featured Neil Astin of Adams Family fame (the first one did anyway) and Kristy Swanson the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer as the first family member to idenitify what she calls “Mr. Hamburger Face.”

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