The reader’s digest version: People in charge: “Hunky dory,” Gay lady: “Swimmingly,” Gay guy: “Ehh, pretty good,” Republicans: “Danger Will Robinson!,” Gay soldiers’ organizations: “Please sir, I want some more.”

I hate everyone.

Jamey Rodemeyer loved Lady Gaga, made an It Gets Better video, had a cute tumblr, and now he is dead.

This is what a repeal of DADT looks like at a gay community center in Oklahoma.

When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet all the way from Quinn’s first cigarette to this storyline’s last dying day

The closer this show gets to Girl-on-Girl Culture, the better it will be. It hasn’t quite gotten there yet.

Is Harold Camping’s Doomsday Affecting Your Travel Plans?

Who doesn’t love a love story? Let’s congratulate the happy couple and learn a little more about them! I wonder how they feel about karaoke.

This annual gigantic gift guide features all our wants, needs and desires. Or some of them, at least.

Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.

Thursday night TV! Comedy! Funny people! Laughter! Who needs dramas?

The lesbian couple who rescued 40 kids from Utoya Island, the killer’s anti-feminist anti-gay manifesto and an abbreviated story of what happened.

Is this real. What is happening. I don’t even

Gay people all over the world are running successfully for office, progressing the universe toward more gay equality small step by small step, and eating pizza and/or ice cream with a joint in our hands. Obviously.

Fred Karger, the man who would be a gay Republican president, has been denied participation in the upcoming California Republican Convention.

Can you fall in love and have a successful relationship with somebody you’ve never met?

From Acromantula to Zonko’s, we have all your Harry Potter needs right here, including a Harry Potter corn maze.

Gabrielle Rivera remembers her best friend, LGBT Activist Christina Santiago, a victim of the Indiana State Fair stage crash – “No one on the corner had swagger like us or secret crushes on Angelina Jolie and Lisa “Left-Eye” Lopes.”

Summer is almost over! Try to forget about that by reading some lesbian pulp fiction.

If you want to get married in NYC on the 24th, you’ll have to take a number. Best weekend ever? That and more on this historic moment.