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Food and Drink

If You Love Beets And You Know It, Clap Your Red-Stained Hands

How could you not love a vegetable that makes you think you got a UTI?

Kristen November 18, 2013 16 Comments
TV Show Recaps

Glee Episode 505 Recap: The End of Twerk Should Really Be The End Of Will Schuster’s Career

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.

Riese November 17, 2013 31 Comments
Society + Culture

Sunday Funday Looks Great In A Tuxedo And Gives A Great (Gay) Tip Every Time

Now put a smile on, betch.

Carmen November 17, 2013 9 Comments
NSFW Sunday

NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Interested In Orgasms

This week on NSFW Sunday: orgasms in your brain, the ultimate gateway vibrator, Project Bush and more.

Ryan Yates November 17, 2013 5 Comments
Food and Drink

Skittle-Infused Vodka: Taste the Rainbow!

The gayest vodka drink on the block.

Rachel November 16, 2013 46 Comments
Geekery

This Childhood Brought To You By Nintendo

“The Nintendo showed up Christmas morning. All my friends had a Super Nintendo, but my parents held out for so long (bless them) that my brother and I skipped right to the Nintendo 64.”

A.E. Osworth November 16, 2013 42 Comments
First Person

I’m Not Broke As F*ck Anymore, Does This Mean I Made It

“It’s like you’re so good at your weird, low-cost lifestyle, but you know nothing about the real world.”

Carmen November 15, 2013 65 Comments
Straddleverse

The Comment Awards Are Warming Up To November

Superhero powers, moms and the Twilight Zone.

carrie November 15, 2013 2 Comments
Literature

Things I Read That I Love #101: When You Were Inside Me, We Went To See The Edge Of The Earth

Topics include incest, essay mills, miscarriage, Tonya Harding, Maury Povich, fast food workers, “selling out” indie rock and moar!

Riese November 15, 2013 10 Comments
Camp

A-Camp October 2013 Recamp #3: If You Wanna Be My Lover, You Gotta Get With My Carnival

We sang, we danced, we laughed, we cried, we bobbed for apples, we got a bear hug, and we lived to tell the tales!

Riese November 15, 2013 61 Comments
TV Feature

“Revolutionary Girl Utena” Transgresses Gender and Sexuality

It’s not just about the fact that she falls in love with another girl, but what Utena Tenjou does for those of us who never played by society’s gender rules.

Rose November 15, 2013 61 Comments
Geekery

Queered Science: Dr. Juniper Digs Derby and Dragonflies

For this week’s profile we have one of your very own: Dr. Juniper Simonis, Autostraddler, roller derby player, and population ecologist at the Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago.

Vivian November 15, 2013 6 Comments
Literature

Lez Liberty Lit #33: The Novel Is Not Dead

This week in lit news: reports that novels may or may not be dead have been exaggerated, the animated history of the English language, “Love Cake” and more.

Ryan Yates November 15, 2013 3 Comments
Music

10 Music Videos That Mock or Smash or Satrize or Reject The Patriarchy

You got to understand, it’s a she thing.

Riese November 14, 2013 13 Comments
LGBT History

16 “Hard-Core Facts” About Lesbians From 1963’s “A New Look At The Lesbian”

Conversations among their own group consist of sexual gossip, certainly in excess of what we might have designated as “good taste.”

Riese November 14, 2013 65 Comments
Life

Dear Queer Diary: Your Journal Is Not a Poltergeist

Journaling should never, ever (ever!) make you guilty or sad or stressed-out. Journaling should make you feel calm and happy and filled with wonder at the beauties of the world.

Maggie November 14, 2013 17 Comments
Book Features

Autostraddle Book Club #7: We’re Reading “Blue Is The Warmest Color”

And! Because I’m the one doing the book club, I have a bit of an added element. There is a drink recipe in here, folks!

A.E. Osworth November 14, 2013 31 Comments
Geekery

Drawn to Comics: As The Crow Flies Helps You Relive Your Awkward Camp Memories

Melanie Gillman’s webcomic As the Crow Flies tells the story of a young, queer girl of color trying to find her place at a Christian camp filled with people she can’t relate to.

Mey November 14, 2013 10 Comments
Queer Fashion

Queer Outfit of the Week: Dapper and Cuddly Movie Date

It’s a movie date so you want to be one part dapper chic and one part snuggly! Maybe two parts snuggly.

Lizz November 13, 2013 15 Comments
Comedy

VIDEO: “Little Horribles” Episode 11: Spinning

Who needs spinning class when there are bacon double cheeseburgers?

Brittani November 13, 2013 4 Comments
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