Hi! This week in awards we have a million pictures, I think it means you’re all becoming friends and bantering more, that’s so great. Last week we brought you our It Gets Better video! I just want to say that I love you.
Other things: Taylor, Kelsey, and Riese wrote an article about things they remember from Nickelodeon and everyone took a trip down memory lane. To cope with your feelings you could join our Ani DiFranco appreciation club, it’s free.
Lastly, Laura wants to know what do you do when people say homophobic things in your presence? Please advise.
The Ooh! Something Shiny! Award to kate.: I think I did have something interesting to contribute but I got distracted by “glitter muff” and I have to go back there now. k, bye.
The Robin Sparkles Award to el Pammo:
I hate to brag, but Ross from Are You Afraid of the Dark? is now my occasional local weatherman. I have a big fat crush on him – and also, my best friend definitely saw him at Safeway with his boyfriend one night. Cuuuuuuuute.
And yes – the Weather Network is what happens of former Canadian teen stars. That and pop fame, ala Alanis Morrisette. Canada ftw.
The Yeah, That’s Pretty Gay Award to Che:
I’m going to see Ani and Melissa Ferrick in November. With my ex-girlfriend. How much gayer can you get?
The MOTHERFUCKING POKEMON Award to elster:
I still wish to become a Pokemon Master… but Master Lurker will do for now.
The Taylor Speer Nominated This One Award to MICHAEL:
I TOTALLY AGREE I AM HALFWAY THROUGH THE ?EPIC? IT WAS THE ULTIMATE FUCK-ALL OF VIDEO GAMES. IT ONLY FUELS THE FIRE OF MY ANTICIPATION FOR SKYWARD SWORD. SURELY THEY DID BETTER. YOU REALLY BROKE IT DOWN. UNBELIEVABLE I DIDN’T KNOW GIRLS EVEN KNEW WHO SAMUS WAS.
The On/Off Award to Lissi:
I generally find when my “lightswitch” is in the upright position, i’m feeling rather gay.
The Continued Canadian References Award to e:
fuck this shit i’m going to canada
The Harry Potter Award to Ziggy Hreins:
fuck it i´m going to hogwarts