THIS IS MY LAST GLEE RECAP EVER!!!! GET IN HERE.

This week on Glee, Brittany and Santana start planning their BIG FAT LESBIAN WEDDING, and everybody sings for their supper.

This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!

This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!

This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!

This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!

This week on Glee, various lyrics were sung in bizarre contexts and everybody slapped everybody else in the face!

This week on Glee, everybody competed in a big contest and some people won and some people lost and other people ate pudding for dinner with forks!

This week on Glee, Santana Lopez and Dani fall madly in love in three minutes, which lez be honest is kinda realistic.

Welcome back to the wonderful world of Glee, where boys tongue-kiss each other at school!

This week on Glee, everybody sang Billy Joel songs and everything hurt!

This week on Glee, everybody came back to Ohio for brunch at The Cracker Barrel and sang Stevie Wonder songs.

This week on Glee, enthusiastic children danced and sang and broke walls as William Schuster toed the blurred line between “the worst” and THE WORST.

This week on Glee, The New Rachel dreamed a dream that Glee was good again and Marley-Kate wrote some songs with Lord Tubbington and Finn missed sociology!

This week on Glee, everything ended. Because it was the last episode of the season. There will be more episodes next season though. So don’t worry about it. Also this episode was weird, so.

This week on Glee it got super dark and super awk. Also: ballerinas!

What drug were the Glee writers on while designing this year’s Christmas special? That question and more will not be answered in this week’s recap!

Just in time for this week’s episode of Glee, I finally recap last week’s episode of Glee!

This week was “DIVA” week, which means Santana Lopez was back in full force and none of the new kids really had any lines.

This week on Glee, the “lesbian blogging community” was publicly shamed for being TOTALLY AWESOME. Also, Rachel sang some songs and there was a bit of dancing.