Results for: orange is the new black
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A Quest for the Perfect Gingerbread Bake To Serve This Holigay Season
I chose four new to me recipes — a gingerbread cake, gingerbread rolled cookies, gingerbread drop cookies, and gingerbread bars — and am here to report back.
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How to DIY the Ultimate Bloody Mary Bar With Garnish Galore
I promise this is about blood marys, but first it’s going to be about leaving my church.
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Wild Cravings: Chicken Salad, Shrimp, and Soup
For my final (for now) installment of Wild Cravings, I leave you with three food memories set in Virginia, Norway, and New York.
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The Dyke Kitchen: The Art Of Salad
I know salad is known to many people as a kind of ascetic diet food, but I grew up eating luxurious salads that my mom made. What I love about salads is that they’re like a live jazz solo, where you can throw together the same ingredients over and over again, and they’ll always be good, but never quite in the same way.
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70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
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Having Too Many: How Queer Family Helps Heal My Relationship to Food
She has boxes of recipe cards; mostly I know their stories and not their flavors. She needs to know what I cook for dinner regularly; she eats a dinner of nibbles and stolen bites. She tells me that sugar is toxic and will cause irreparable harm to my body; she sends me a box of Christmas cookies. Scrumptious little crystals that can tear at my blood vessels from the inside.
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22 Beers To Brew At Home (Because Why Go Outside Again, Ever)
I’m ready to take back the heritage that is so rightfully ours, and one way I’m going to do that is by homebrewing my own goddamn beer. With my girlfriend. And her cat. Please join us.
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Liquor In The Netflix: Drinks for Orange Is The New Black
I tried to keep this pretty exclusively gay (though I did think about doing a “Larry,” which was just to get the saddest, plainest beer and drink it straight from the can while frowning).
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An Orange is the New Black Dinner Party to Make Red Proud
The perfect meal to pair with a 13 episode marathon.
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33 Bowl Recipes to Keep Your Belly Full and Life Easy
The bowl: an unassuming mix of a protein, veggie and grain, perhaps with some kind of sauce, quick to cook and eaten all in the same dish. (Not a smoothie bowl. Those are bullshit, sorry.)
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Get Baked: The Great Autostraddle Babe-B-Q Cookbook
Rachel, Aja, Kaitlyn, Carmen, and Geneva whipped up some totally kick-ass sauces, drinks, appetizers, and entrees for you that are best enjoyed on picnic benches and on paper plates next to a crackling set of coals.
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Get Baked: Marranitos and Pan Dulce for the Holidays
What’s Christmas morning without some amazingly delicious Mexican baked goods?
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44 Italian Recipes That Are Molto Buone
Other people, it turns out, didn’t grow up calling pasta “macaroni” and sauce “gravy” and eating some variation of those two things every Sunday at 3 PM with their grandmothers. I’m dedicating this recipe collection to you, macaroni-less children.
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Get Baked: New Year’s Spring Rolls
This year on New Year’s day, I’m going to call my mom and my closest friends to exchange New Year’s greetings, give oranges and red envelopes to my friends’ kids and have a tiny but extravagant banquet with my friends in town.
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Sober in the City: How to Brunch Like a Sober Boss
It also turns out that I’m a foodie and love brunching sober because I get to focus and spend more money on the actual food! (Pizza and Oreos are NOT theeeeee best combination of food I’ve eeeeeeever eaten. That was the vodka talking.)
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14 Alternative Lifestyle Sodas I’ve Sampled This Winter, Ranked
Reject the sodanormative standards that society tries to force upon you!
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Fixing Your Summer Caffeination Situation With Iced Tea, Simple Syrups and Drink Recipes
No one wants to actually wake up or be productive in the summertime. But with some great DIY iced lattes and teas, soon you’ll be approaching your summer morning routine with, if not excitement, at least not abject horror.
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Wilder Hungers: In Defense of Brunch
“Why? Because I WANT to eat pancakes at 2 pm without feeling like a complete waste of human life.”
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Wilder Hungers: Welcome to the Toast Post
Toast is, in my opinion, the perfect meal and more than worthy of an entire blog post devoted to its glory.
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Top 5 Amazing Yet Affordable Whiskeys You Probably Haven’t Tried
After some extensive research (i.e. drinking), I’ve come to the conclusion that these are the bourbon whiskies that give you the best bang for your buck. All are under $30 and none are Bulleit, Jack Daniels, or Makers Mark.