Results for: dead to me
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Chocolate Strawberry “Just Because I Can” Cake
An hour. That’s all the time that stands between you and a fudgey, chocolatey, cake that’s just this side of a brownie and a strawberry frosting that tastes like summer itself was bottled into a Barbie pink tube.
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Break the Kitchenette With Some Herbaceous Simple Syrups for the Holigays
I am going to suggest that you make a Christmas tree into a simple syrup for the holidays, and I will be right.
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A Quest for the Perfect Gingerbread Bake To Serve This Holigay Season
I chose four new to me recipes — a gingerbread cake, gingerbread rolled cookies, gingerbread drop cookies, and gingerbread bars — and am here to report back.
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Notes for a Queer Homemaker: Welcome to the Worldmaking Series
If you’ve ever wanted step by step instructions about how to deep clean your room, this is the post for you.
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Lez Try It: Baking a Cake a la “The Hours”
My brain had already collapsed into a slowly simmering stew of anxiety and despair — finally perfect, I thought, for an Hours-themed column.
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21 Boxed Wines, Ranked by Value By Day-Drunk Queers At Gay Summer Camp
I’ve combined the data from multiple Box Wine tastings over the past few years including new info from this year’s tasting and come up with a very definitive ranking to where you should invest your Box Wine Budget.
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Femme Brûlée: Eggnog Cinnamon Rolls
I love eggnog, so I’ve taken it upon myself to write a recipe that I think even its most loyal haters will love. There’s no drinking the eggnog here, just using it to infuse the dough and glaze with warm winter spices and vanilla. The brown butter doesn’t hurt either.
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6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
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16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
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5 Boxed Wines, Ranked By Lesbians
Official rankings of five influential boxed wines from a Boxed Wine and Artisan Women-Made Cheese Tasting I conducted at a recent Autostraddle event.
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13 Snack Pairings for Smuggled Wine at the Movie Theater
People bring wine into movies. It’s fine. We’re all adults.
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5 Snacks You Can Wear on Your Face (Or 5 Face Masks You Can Eat!)
Tzatziki on your face, huh? We live in a world where it’s been made clear there are no rules and I intended to live as such. And that’s great because tzatziki is my favorite dip that goes with pretty much everything savory. When I die bury me inside a dill leaf store!
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Menu For My Date With Lamia: Five Hearty Homemade Soups
She looked me up and down and told me I had magnificent hair. So I told her she had a beautiful tail. She told me she liked my scar. I told her I liked her, and would she like to have dinner with me sometime? “Yesss,” she replied. The following evening she came to my apartment and I fed her five different homemade soups.
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Grills and Accessories We Recommend For Babes Who Barbecue
From a little hibachi grill to the Mad Max of charcoal grills, here’s our favorite cookout equipment!
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Top 5 Snacks From My Hometown In South Texas
These snacks are super unusual and will probably gross you out. But oh, they’re magic.
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Honey, I Shrunk the Crystals: Making Sure Honey Spreads As Sweet As It Tastes
If your pantry pal looks as frozen as you this winter, give it a new life!
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Spice Up Your Life… With Spices! They’re Spicy.
I don’t have any frankincense to gift this season, but I do have a shitton of cinnamon.
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The Secret Dairy-Free Agenda: Subverting Lactose at the Thanksgiving Table
“So what are you going to eat?”
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Ode to My Pantry SPECIAL EDITION: Sandwich Seduction
Or as I like to call it, A Journey Through Six Hundred Slices of Bread to Her Heart.
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Ode to My Pantry: Sprouts
For those wintry days when you want to grow something other than fridge mold.