I woke up this morning with a burning desire to talk about Tori from “Saved by The Bell.” Did you wake up wanting to talk about Mama Keaton or Darlene Conner? I bet you did.
There’s just something about feeling inauthentic, impossible and insignificant that really makes life a burden, and that’s where I was for years. I was sick of living and wavered between a fear of and desire for death. I’m better these years; so far so good. I’m still here, I’m Rwandese, I’m queer and these are my mentors.
20. WASH YOUR HANDS IF YOU ATE BUFFALO WINGS BEFORE GETTING LAID, OMG.
I’m getting married in 40 days! Here are some unfiltered feelings and things about that, because what else was I supposed to do?
Make your next potluck contribution the belle (bowl?) of the ball.
Nobody does breakfast like Bob Evans.
“I want her to protect me from the evil of the Patriarchy. We could be happy together.”
I’m pretty sure most of us who were weird kids grew up wanting to be witches, I know I did.So let’s celebrate that fact!
Too often, paradigm shifts in the feminist movement are posited as if they come from the past.
Crosswalks are impassable and the city is frozen tundra.
Buy this sh*t and tell the world your truths, god damn it.
These female celebrity couples have a ten or more year age gap between them and they are happy as clams!
On 30 November 2013, Crystal had a dream. Today, that dream is realized: anything you can buy from Hot Topic can make Autostraddle money.
You’ve never seen so many heart shaped foods in your whole entire life.
WARNING: There’s a f*ckton of hearts in here.
These women changed feminism forever with their scholarship. Let’s vow to never forget their names.
Since Brittney Griner is joining the allstar lady gay crew of brides on Say Yes to the Dress, let’s celebrate our favorite queer lady wedding moments in the series so far.
How to fold a fitted sheet, never forget your chapstick when you leave the house, the difference between a yam and a sweet potato, and more!
Also good for people with cold sores, upset stomachs, or an interest in what I ate last year.
Chances are good I hate your cat because it makes me sneeze. But do you know who doesn’t make me sneeze? Simba.