2. Tension is a productive force.
Something truly wonderful is happening. Cosmetic companies are expanding their lipstick colors beyond the standard red-orange-pink-purple-burgundy spectrum and into the land of black, yellow, green and blue lipstick.
“The patrons there were lucky I didn’t use my ninja skills on their @$$!!!”
8. How is it possible that one person can leave so many half-empty glasses of water around the house in a matter of hours? How is this a thing?!
It’s getting colder and colder by the day, and I cannot help but remember how helplessly sad I was last time around. This time, I’m gonna try to nip it in the bud. Here are some ways to stave off your cold weather blues.
We actually won a handful of really important things.
If you have an unusually sensitive sense of smell, as I do, perhaps you also have an intimate relationship with febreeze to-go and maintain a scented artillery at all times.
Lesbian movies are notoriously terrible, but these are some real diamonds in the rough. It’s getting colder and darker so there’s no day like today to curl up with a girl-meets-girl-and-shit-gets-complicated film!
There’s nothing like a thick, creamy, substantial, or otherwise totally hot soup to stave off the winter blues and keep you from freezing to death!
My resistance to the chill of winter eventually gives way to the realization that I can wear my trusty sweaters again — here are four ways to look great doing it.
Sisters, All Hallow’s Eve has become a season of boozing, where women drink pumpkin ale and run amok!
Okay, my little ghouls and goblins. LET US REVISIT OUR YOUTH.
Handing out candy corn to trick-or-treaters makes you a monster.
Does Rosewood, Pennsylvania even have overhead lighting? Does anybody in this town sell pepper spray? Riese and Heather have feelings about this.
WE ONLY HAVE ONE MORE WEEK! Let’s keep things creepy and crawly while we still can.
5. Slopebrowed weaseldicks with zero reading comprehension and even less critical thinking skills
I never had to think to myself, “where are the people that look like me?” because they were there, in abundance, everywhere I looked.
Let’s take a trip down memory lane with Julie & Brandy, Brittani & Hannah, Croce & Ashley, Alex & Riese, Alex & a blonde wig, Mikey & Raquel, Calendar Girls, Amber Heard and so many more VIDEO STARS.
From vampires to their slayers, Buffy‘s got you covered.
As the season of wearing costumes recreationally approaches, you may be interested in leveraging Gillian Anderson’s icon status for yourself. Fear not! We have you covered with a plethora of Gillian Anderson based costumes, from the well-loved and recognizable to the delightfully obscure.