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Star Trek N00b, Episode 5: The Naked Time (It’s Really Called That)
THE NAKED TIME when Sulu chases men with his sword. And Kirk and Spock slap each other over love. It’s ALL canon, people.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 14: The Conscience of the King (Here There Be Shakespeare)
“And this ship. All this power surging and throbbing, yet under control. Are you like that, Captain?” Hurk.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 12: The Menagerie Part I (Spock Goes ROGUE)
AHHHH THERE IS SO MUCH SUSPENSE HERE AHHHHH.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 13: The Menagerie Part II (Nursing Homes in Space)
And now we figure out the cliffhanger Star Trek left me/us all with last week.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 10: Dagger of the Mind (Space Insane Asylum)
Whooo, welcome to the tenth recap of Star Trek: The Original Series! This one includes lots of hetero kissing, but also lots of a lady kicking ass.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 9: Miri (Why Kids Are Great In Horror Movies)
Spock and Bones use their fancy future tech and floppy disks to answer a pressing questions: How does the human race continue for 300 years on a planet without adults?
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 8: What Are Little Girls Made Of? (It’s Android Parts.)
“Kirk uses android therapy session. It is super effective.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 4: Where No Man Has Gone Before
You know, if I’m ever trapped on a far-off planet with a crazed, god-like megalomaniac, I want Spock on my team!
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 17: The Galileo Seven (Logic v. Emotion Cage Match)
“I can neither enjoy the idea of command, nor am I frightened of it. It simply exists.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 15: Balance of Terror (Races in Space)
“Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the Bridge. Do I make myself clear?”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 19: Arena (Hunger Games in Space)
A Red Shirt dies, but really, that’s no surprise.
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 16: Shore Leave (The Caterpillar’s Pipe Dream)
“For some reason, I keep picturing Kirk as a frat bro, but maybe that’s unfair.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 2: The Man Trap (Oh My!)
“Okay, I had a fangirl moment once George Takei appeared on screen.”
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Star Trek N00b, Episode 1: The Cage (of Forced Heterosexuality)
“The Talosians realize that Pike isn’t sold, and try to seduce him with a bizarre harem illusion with Vina as a green exotic dancer. Dayum, Pike. You’ve got some weird fantasies.”