The Comment Awards Know Love Lives In Paradise

Hello, my tangerines and kumquats! So much amazing content from so many rad new voices showed up this week on Autostraddle dot com, I hardly knew what to do with myself!

Claire reminded us that the 1999 Julia Roberts movie Runaway Bride was an absolute feast of lesbian fashion.

KT matched up the 2020 Democratic Presidential hopefuls with the Indigo Girls song that best captures their campaign.

Carmen saw Hustlers, and it stole her heart forever.

Allie gave us A Beginner’s Guide to Establishing a Queer Houseplant Utopia, which is extremely relevant to my interests! (I am parent to several plants, none of which seem to be…doing very well.)

Elly reminded us that it’s not always healthy to tell our crushes how we feel about them.

You voted and the results are in for the 2019 Autostraddle Gay Emmys!

And then there were your comments!


On Presenting the Winners of Autostraddle’s Second Annual Gay Emmys!

The Killed My Chances Award to Dee:

[Gif of Villanelle looking around] You'll get them next time, my little assassin

And the Gone Rogue Award to Donna M:

Whoa, I did a double take with that picture of Nicole Maines because she looks just like Rogue-era Anna Paquin!

On “Bachelor in Paradise” Finale: Demi and Kristian Broke Rules, Mended Hearts, GOT ENGAGED!

The Real Soft Egg Award to Annelise, meg and thatottergirl:

Nbd just sobbing into my eggs reading this recap

On Why It’s Actually Healthy Not to Tell Your Crush Your Feelings:

The Inconvenient Truth Award to Jacey Jacobs:

as someone currently crushing on, of all people, her roommate’s girlfriend, I wholeheartedly agree with this article. Sometimes keeping your mouth shut is a GREAT idea.

On “Mindhunter” Makes Murder Boring, But Its Lesbian Love Story Is One for the Ages:

The Albatross Award to deleted_account:

Remember when I first saw her on screen in “Mindhunter” and prayed “Dear Goddess of TV Shows, please let doctor Carr be gay. I know it’s a show about serial killers and this request is so out of the blue but what if”. Then she was flying home and there was Fleetwood Mac’s “Albatross” playing in the background and I just suddenly knew this was it.

On A Beginner’s Guide to Establishing a Queer Houseplant Utopia:

The Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism Award to meg:

this was delightful and has inspired me, a queer who kills houseplants, to buy some more houseplants.

On “Hustlers” Stole My Heart While Robbing Rich White Men:

The Fur Baby Award to shamblebot:

Who will be the first queer to put “Climb in my fur, baby” in their Tinder bio

On The 2020 Democrats, Explained by Classic Indigo Girls Songs:

The Clean Slated Award to Beth Ann:

Heeeelarious! Now I regret all of the time I’ve wasted reading traditional media analyses! I SHOULD have known that the hardest to learn was the least complicated. Sigh.

And on Top 10 Gayest Fashion Moments From 1999’s Runaway Bride, Ranked by Importance:

The America’s Sweetheart Award to Amanda ling:

In the 6th grade a girl introduced herself by telling me I looked a bit like Julia Roberts and I should have known this is what she meant 😂


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13 Comments

  1. I was on strike for the past two weeks and I absolutely could not keep up with all the wonderful shenanigans on Autostraddle ! Picketing is not compatible with screen time I tell you. Thank goodness we settled. Now I can get back to my regular routine starting with the Comment Awards, yes !

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