The Comment Awards Are Happy Little Clouds

Oh hello, summer jams! I hope you are breezing through this week like a beach ball in the crowd at women’s soccer match.

This week Riese is saying goodbye to California, Crystal has a wet new workout and we’re getting excited for Autostraddle Babe-E-Que Weekend!

Also, 10 sapphic superhero stories, the life-affirming gospel of Bob Ross and a lesbian metal band (plus bonus kittens!). What else do you really need to know?


On No Filter Gives Cara Delevingne The Best Girlfriend Award, Now And Forevermore:

The Space Oddity Award to queer girl:

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The Everything Is Awesome (For Your Cat) Award to Emily:

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On Cara Delevingne’s Bisexuality “Isn’t A Phase” No Matter What That Dude at Vogue Wrote About It:

The Who Wore It Best Award to Sally:

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The Phase to Phase Award to LV:

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On Pretty Little Liars Episode 606 Recap: How You Get The Girl:

The AutoIncorrect Award to C.P.:

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On Liquor In The Toys: Five Neato Burrito Toys I Want For My Bar:

The Murder In The Thirst Award to Amanda Ling:

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On Pop Culture Fix: The “But I’m a Cheerleader” Cast Is Making Two New Movies, Lesiha Hailey Is Back On The Teeveee:

The Someone Tell Wolfe Video Award to Kaly:

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On 50 Happy Little Things Bob Ross Taught Me About The Joy Of Being Alive:

The He Does Love His Flannel Award to Blackmar:

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On Goodbye, California:

The Sustainable Sex Award to Liv:

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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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    • I support this, though am concerned that confident tangle may technically be a phrase rather than a word, and I imagine the OED people are sticklers for rules.

      That aside, I think the following may speed the acceptance of confident tangle into common parlance:

      1. The phrase “confident tangle” is mentioned in the British Houses of Parliament. A good place for this might be in forthcoming debates over the UK’s EU membership. Suggested phrase: “The UK’s global position is strengthened by its intertwining with the confident tangle of European economic collectivism.” UK straddlers – get writing to your MP.

      2. A giant billboard campaign features an image of a tousle-haired androgyne along the highways of Los Angeles, with the tagline “You’re looking very confident tangle today.”

      3. Hillary Clinton has a makeover for her 2016 campaign, attempting to soften her image with a softer, less formal hairstyle. Of the 8000 media takes on the subject, over half mention how her new confident tangle is the game-changer that will propel her to presidential victory.

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