“Have you ever confused a dream with life? Or stolen something when you have the cash? Have you ever been blue? Or thought your train moving while sitting still?”
This morning I thought about putting eggnog in my coffee but I wasn’t sure it was a good idea, so I asked Yvonne. Y’all, Yvonne’s never had eggnog, bless her pure heart. I need your help.
We spent the 80’s and early 90’s with our noses in books, dreaming of being Scout or Molly or Fern or Heidi or Ramona or Harriet or so many more! What are your favorites?
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you. You’ve seen the difference and it’s getting better all the time.”
“I wore a lot of No Fear. No Fear for sure.”
In which we reflect on some of our best / favorite and worst / most rage-inducing moments of Autostraddle 2010!
Remember that time that post took forever and then we made that other post that was really awesome and you were like whatever. Yeah well WHATEVER
Remember that time in your life when you listened to Oasis and ate at Sbarro? Look inside the eye of your mind, children, don’t you know you might find a better album to play.
“You never answer my Haviland questions.”
Look at that fucking lesbian kitten.
This once-in-a-lifetime holiday is a rare opportunity to think about which ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ characters we’d like to spend the night with. DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES! DONNA MARTIN GRADUATES!
Can you argue right? We have twelve rules that say you can. No biting!
Hey are you a girl who likes girls? Do you want those girls to come over and maybe spend the night? Here’s 8 things ANYONE can do to increase their chances of getting some lesbian love!
“when i’m talking to someone i think, ‘can i use this dialogue in a book.’ if the answer is no i try talking to someone else.’
These terrible things are unlikely to happen to you today, which should evoke a feeling of relief/happiness.
Looking back on it now, it all makes sense: these are films you probably loved if you were born in the ’80s and turned out gay. What are your favorites?