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Laneia’s specialty!
THANK YOU. This made my morning.
I LOL’d!
Hilarious and adorable. Hilarable?
cuteness :)
I heart Laneia for this. It absolutely made my day…
OMG. ROFL! This is toooo cute. I’m. In. Love.
If this doesn’t change my gf mind about kittens, nothing will!!!
I was kind of sad when I got to the last picture.
POTLUCKS.
true story haviland hates potlucks, is a lesbian
How can anyone hate potlucks? You make PART of a meal, then you get a WHOLE meal, and company! Except that it turns out like six different people made hummus, you guys.
Yeah, h(o)ummus should be on the list. Anyone hate hummus? Didn’t think so.
if there is a photo of a cat eating hummus i will put that motherfucker in this gallery then i will find that cat and steal it and love it forever.
my cats love garlic hummus! True Story!
my cat fucking LOVES hummus.
i expect a photo by this weekend.
Lots of those people on Hoarders say they contribute to office potlucks though. Now I see them as a source of potential DANGER.
YES! I should have read all of the comments before posting my below. Hoarders love a potluck. They also probably like to bring home all the leftovers.
But then they lose them, sometimes under a pile of dead cats :(
so so sad that show is.
I hate potlucks, but that’s because when I was a kid and had to go church potlucks people always brought weird nasty food so I never believe that there is going to be anything that actually edible to eat.
Yes re: kid church nasty potlucks. Typically I would grab like 6 or 7 rolls and find an area by myself to eat them.
The women of our church are fantastic cooks, I have yet to have an anything less than PHANTASMAGORIC bite of food at any of the potlucks.
In the spirit of full disclosure I would like to admit that I wrote the entire above sentence just to use the word phantasmagoric. :)
I’m going to venture a guess that you’re not Catholic.
I would also venture to guess that you’re not SDA. They would
trick us kids by making us think there were like chocolate
brownies, but really they were carob and had no sugar or
dairy or anything else that might make them taste decent.
Believe it or not, the Catholic potlucks I went to as a kid had halfway decent food. But I think that parish was just particularly blessed with awesome.
Best church potlucks ever: Orthodox or Eastern Catholic.
Oh hi, can’t talk right now, I’m busy stuffing my face with hummus/spanokopita/grape leaves/other deliciousness.
After my traumatic potluck incident last spring, I’m in no hurry to return to a potluck any day soon. My “hilarious” friends decided to have a potluck on 4/20 (gettit? POTluck?) and it got raided by the cops and we all hid in the basement and my friend threw up on my leg and then we all got arrested. The actual food aspect of the potluck was delicious though.
this is sad.
As a social worker, I go into a lot of strangers homes. It is amazing how many people seem very functional to the outside world and then you go into their house and it is full of garbage and then you find out that they are caterers and they cater OUT OF THEIR HOME. So, I only potluck with good friends now because of that whole “luck” part.
It sounds like you’ve met my grandparents.
this.is.the.best.ever.
<3
kitenssssss.
fantastic.
i feel so much better about life now.
What a perfect post to read on a cold-ish fall morning. Now I feel all warm inside! :)
I am stuck at work, sick, and this just made my morning.
You and me both, Jessica.
Thanks for the kittens, Laneia.
Life makes sense again.
Kittens. Yes.
Oh my god. Laneia, cute pictures of kittens is your specialty. I am impressed and also heart warmed.
Awwwwwwwww.
This made my life <3 Thank you!!
omg, processing feelings, i laughed so hard
KITTENS <3
I think I might melt from all the cuteness.
And the one thing lesbian kittens love more than anything else?
Autostraddle.
(not that jasper and i posed that or anything.)
LIKE.
RACHEL OMG I WANT A WHOLE GALLERY OF CATS READING AUTOSTRADDLE OMG SO META
WELL LANEIA, I ONLY HAVE FOUR CATS INCLUDING JASPER (omg crazy cat lesbian) BUT PROBS I COULD GET THEM TO READ AUTOSTRADDLE. YOU KNOW, JUST FOR YOU.
THIS GALLERY HAS BEEN UPDATED TO REFLECT THE INTERESTS OF YOUR LESBIAN CAT, RACHEL.
We have the same Tegan and Sara browser theme! WIN.
i’m just going to keep going through this slideshow for forever if that’s okay
love it. so. much.
a cat is fine too
fuckinn so cute
AMAZING.
YES!!
“Waiting in line at truckstop” and “dinah shore” are fucking perfect. or should i say purrfect? anyway, thanks for this, after this newsweek, there is nothing that can cheer me up EXCEPT lesbian kittens. i wish i could find the pic of my friend’s kittens nursing on each other, it’s soooo cute. they are sisters—so incestuous lesbian kittens? lol
I just discovered the category “Quickie.” Good indeed.
Also, who is the girl in our icons?
It’s Regina George, she’s fabulous but she’s evil!!!!
One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME!
I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
and that if you cut it all off she’d look like a British man.
Thank you, I now see that she is from a movie “Mean Girls.” In your opinion, is this movie better than “Darby O’Gill and the Little People,” worse than it, or equal to?
I have not seen the movie you have mentioned but….
I enjoyed the movie and I have TOO MUCH FUN quoting the hell out of it because it’s my crack.
OMG kittens! this makes me happy, and i see a new desktop background in my future.
I don’t see one in mine, at least not until I cycle through all the hot pics from the 100 Hot Sexy Curvy Models & Celebrities gallery.
I see one in my present: “being offended”
best post ever. especially when read out loud while imitating the voice of the girl from the “kittens inspired by kittens” video.
I did that too! This post made my day :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtX8nswnUKU – “Kittens inspired by Kittens”
BAHAHA. I love this so much. My friend told me about this earlier, and I just about died. I love the cat with the mustache, and now I know what vodkamelon is! I had to ask my roommate how to make it, and now we’re going to do it at our Zombie Christmas Disco Party.
I’ve never been to a Zombie Christmas Disco Party, but it sounds amazing.
I AM SO PROUD OF HIM, LANEIA. IS HE AUTOSTRADDLE’S FIRST MALE LESBIAN? LIKE LISA, ALICE’S BOYFRIEND, YOU KNOW.
DINAH SHORE & UNNECESSARY HEADWEAR. I am dying. (3 months late, but this is so important !)
Awwww *___* hahaha I love this shitt
Uber cute. Love the headwear pic
This showed up in the sidebar. So I’m a year behind… but this post is so cute.
My thoughts EXACTLY. I’m so sad that this wasn’t in my life until this very second.
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