Look at That F*cking Stuff Lesbian Kittens Like

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      • How can anyone hate potlucks? You make PART of a meal, then you get a WHOLE meal, and company! Except that it turns out like six different people made hummus, you guys.

        Yeah, h(o)ummus should be on the list. Anyone hate hummus? Didn’t think so.

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          • YES! I should have read all of the comments before posting my below. Hoarders love a potluck. They also probably like to bring home all the leftovers.

        • I hate potlucks, but that’s because when I was a kid and had to go church potlucks people always brought weird nasty food so I never believe that there is going to be anything that actually edible to eat.

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          • The women of our church are fantastic cooks, I have yet to have an anything less than PHANTASMAGORIC bite of food at any of the potlucks.

            In the spirit of full disclosure I would like to admit that I wrote the entire above sentence just to use the word phantasmagoric. :)

          • I would also venture to guess that you’re not SDA. They would
            trick us kids by making us think there were like chocolate
            brownies, but really they were carob and had no sugar or
            dairy or anything else that might make them taste decent.

          • Believe it or not, the Catholic potlucks I went to as a kid had halfway decent food. But I think that parish was just particularly blessed with awesome.

          • Best church potlucks ever: Orthodox or Eastern Catholic.

            Oh hi, can’t talk right now, I’m busy stuffing my face with hummus/spanokopita/grape leaves/other deliciousness.

          • After my traumatic potluck incident last spring, I’m in no hurry to return to a potluck any day soon. My “hilarious” friends decided to have a potluck on 4/20 (gettit? POTluck?) and it got raided by the cops and we all hid in the basement and my friend threw up on my leg and then we all got arrested. The actual food aspect of the potluck was delicious though.

      • As a social worker, I go into a lot of strangers homes. It is amazing how many people seem very functional to the outside world and then you go into their house and it is full of garbage and then you find out that they are caterers and they cater OUT OF THEIR HOME. So, I only potluck with good friends now because of that whole “luck” part.

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  30. “Waiting in line at truckstop” and “dinah shore” are fucking perfect. or should i say purrfect? anyway, thanks for this, after this newsweek, there is nothing that can cheer me up EXCEPT lesbian kittens. i wish i could find the pic of my friend’s kittens nursing on each other, it’s soooo cute. they are sisters—so incestuous lesbian kittens? lol

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  35. BAHAHA. I love this so much. My friend told me about this earlier, and I just about died. I love the cat with the mustache, and now I know what vodkamelon is! I had to ask my roommate how to make it, and now we’re going to do it at our Zombie Christmas Disco Party.

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