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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Christina is Miss December

Do you have tickets to the gun show? Let’s wrap up this year in a neat little bow with December’s calendar girl, Christina!

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By Alex| November 20, 2012 | 23 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Alana and Julie are Double Miss November

And you thought November was nothing but cold and rain? Meet Alana and Julie!

By Robin| November 2, 2012 | 17 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: KP and Michelle are Double Miss October

Who needs fall foliage and pumpkin spice lattes when you’ve got KP and Michelle? Happy October!

By Robin| October 2, 2012 | 30 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Taylor is Miss September

Meet Miss September!

By Robin| September 4, 2012 | 21 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Mary and Joanna are Double Miss August

Oh you thought only one person at a time could be a Calendar Girl? Think again — Joanna is an Olympic paleo CrossFit nerd and Mary will help you move and train your dolphin.

By Robin| August 6, 2012 | 37 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Brittany is Miss July

Brittany is a caring nurse on her way to the top and a gymnast with a penchant for handstands. You’d better be able to throw a football!

By Robin| July 4, 2012 | 30 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Mollie is Miss June

Mollie is a voice for Marriage Equality, she’s starting a nonprofit to promote positive visibility of the LGBT community and she has an interesting tattoo. Oh, yeah, and she’s pretty smokin’ too.

By Robin| June 1, 2012 | 37 Comments
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The Calendar Girls Art Show: It’s A Real Thing And A Big Deal And You Should Go!

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By Laura| May 3, 2012 | 17 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Jade is Miss May

Jade likes Just Dance, reading and eating tacos! Also, she’s blazing hot. Happy May!

By Robin| May 1, 2012 | 34 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Morgan is Miss April

Gilligan’s Island would have been a lot more interesting with Miss April as Ginger.

By Robin| April 2, 2012 | 60 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Ness is Miss March

Miss March will talk with you about gender, serenade you at karaoke, and introduce you to her talented turtle! All while not wearing a top.

By Robin| March 1, 2012 | 78 Comments
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Autostraddle 2013 Calendar Girls: Stephanie is Miss February

Meet Miss February! Stephanie has feelings about sweets, softball and ATM fees. You’ll get along swimmingly.

By Robin| February 2, 2012 | 29 Comments
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Autostraddle Calendar Girls 2013: Morgan is Miss January

The revelation of the 2013 Autostraddle Calendar Girls begins with Morgan!

By Robin| January 4, 2012 | 42 Comments
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