Get Your 2013 Autostraddle Calendar For $8! 48-Hour Sale!

Hundreds of you have already noted and embraced the beauty of the Autostraddle 2013 Calendar, but many of you are still standing in the driveway staring at the stars wondering what goshdarn day it is and where all the hot girls are. Today is your lucky day!

For the next 48 hours, you can get The 2013 Autostraddle Calendar for just $8!

Here’s a video of what it’s like to own and touch this calendar:

This calendar features a host of smokin’ hot queer ladies, including Miss California contestant Mollie Thomas and Translabyrinth’s Morgan McCormick. You can put the calendar on your wall or coffee table, frame or hang individual pages as prints or posters, or preserve it forever in a protective sheath of some kind to one day sell on eBay for a million dollars.


Note On Shipping: Please keep in mind that the calendars are beautiful and also large and heavy, which means they’re delivered by Parcel Post, which means it takes longer to arrive than more conveniently-sized things. We can ship “So Many Feelings” journals in the same package we use to ship your calendar, but if you also order clothing from the store, it will ship separately, so don’t freak out if your t-shirt arrives and your calendar hasn’t arrived yet.


So what are you waiting for? Hit up our store or use the store embed below to get your calendar before it’s too late to kiss Miss March on the face! While you’re at it, you might wanna pick up a journal for all your feelings or a t-shirt. Just saying:

If we have any calendars left over by Saturday, they will go back up to $12 at 10AM PST.

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Riese is the 41-year-old Co-Founder of as well as an award-winning writer, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in Michigan, lost her mind in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the idea to make this place, and now here we all are! In 2016, she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish and has a cute dog named Carol. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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  1. ♫ Happy birthday to meeeee, happy birthday to meeeee…..♫

    ….oh, SELF! YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE! *blushing*

  2. I kept forgetting to buy one, was sick, am broke from being sick, but realized the other day that I NEED TO BUY ONE BEFORE APRIL BECAUSE MORGAN.

    Thanks Riese. :)

    • A.,

      E-mail me (bren [at] the name of this website [dot] com) with your name/order number and I’ll try to help you. The post office may have lost it. If so I need to get another out to you.


  3. Anyone who doesn’t have a calender needs one, because Miss February’s bottom situation is amazing. That is all.

  4. I ended up getting 5 calendars for Christmas (seriously friends and family? I get the hint. I need to pay attention to the date) but this is what I got myself and guess which one I actually look at? Not that I can remember what day it is… I’m mysteriously distracted by all the hot women sharing the page.

  5. So I decided to spring for the calendar despite the $11.80 shipping fee to ontario, but the payment format made it really difficult for me to check out (guest – i don’t have paypal) – I wasn’t able to pay with my american credit card because it wouldn’t accept that my billing and shipping addresses could be in two different countries! So I had to pay extra by using my canadian card on an american purchase, plus I still had to select the shipping address in a roundabout way that eventually caused my billing address to show up incorrectly on the statement.

    This seemed kind of ridiculous to purchase a calendar! I’m still psyched to buy it and really excited for it to arrive – it was totally worth it. But would you guys maybe consider switching to a new payment method? That was a little ridiculous.

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