The gay foreign policy spokesman Romney hired tolerated about two weeks of B.S. before jumping ship — yep, it’s gotten that bad over there.

Cities wanna be her.

We promise this will be our last non-SEO-friendly headline. Tomorrow the redesign launches. Today; we will ‘laugh’ & feast – kids can’t handle the transgendered truth, MIT studies facebook gays, The Office & Gay Panic TV, Three Rivers sneak peak, and NSFW Sunday.

Emily spent half of this episode in a totally ripped up sweater. Need I say more?

Banks is an anti-glamour loudmouth chasing big-time success without mercy or apology, because, let’s face it, who has time to apologize when you’re becoming famous this fucking fast?

In which I respond to a BBC interview featuring yours truly on the matter of “booth babes” and call for a better apology from Gary Shapiro, all-around really influential technology guy.

Who wants to win a party in their pants? We have a big sex toy giveaway, mortifying sex stories, and so much more!

Rachel Maddow is the shining star in the room for an interview with Slate. Have I mentioned I love Rachel Maddow?

“What’s the next thing you’re gonna be telling us? That you’re a serial killer?”

It’s December. It’s cold outside but Miss December can heat things up. Except this calendar was shot in Los Angeles and it’s actually not very cold there right now, or ever.

You want to look put-together and awesome and pick up chicks without any effort whatsoever. I can totally relate, I haven’t done laundry in six months. Let’s go over some strategies.

Trying to keep Obama out of schools. Lady Gaga might do something really crazy at the VMAs you guys what will it be? Do Lindsay Lohan & Sam have sex photos and why do we want to see them?

“Almodovar leaves the audience without an easy place to rest.”

Leader of the Revolution by 30…not too shabby. Happy Birthday Riese!

The “Bert and Ernie Get Married” movement has begun with a petition, a facebook group, and press buzz and I’m not gonna lie — hell no I am not signing that petition.

I know you’re missing Emily’s awards, so I’ll just finish this sentence with Eh?

The semi-finals are over! Lil Wayne is ready for tomorrow’s championship game, are you?

RENT is being revived Off Broadway in June 2011 and Riese has feelings about it, Ryan Murphy is figuring out the Kurt/Blaine sitch, Queen Latifah hovers around #ItGetsBetter, and the making of Pink’s new video.

In this one, everything goes to shit. Seriously, everyone ends up unhappy. But at least there’s some sex along the way!

Think of any Pedro Almodóvar movie you’ve seen, make it as silly as possible, and then you’d get Gonzalo Cordova’s hilarious and visually imaginative Women Wearing Shoulder Pads.