Orphan Black Episode 205 Recap: Ipsa Scientia Potestas Est
Sarah explains to Helena that Felix is her brother, and she’s her sister, so Felix is one of the seestras, okay? Fair enough.
Glee Episode 520 Recap: The Untitled Glee Season Finale Project
Oh my god it’s the Glee season finale!! Did anything happen? I mean… kinda.
Faking It Episode 104 Recap: You’re A Karmasexual
This week on “Faking It,” Amy goes to a lesbian coffee shop and Karma’s parents introduce the schoolchildren to Kale!re
Orphan Black Episode 204 Recap: Governed As It Were By Chance
Felix describes Cosima and Delphine as “locked in a transgressive lesbian geek spiral bound to end in tears.” Little does he know he just described every lesbian relationship ever in the history of womankind.
Glee Episodes 518 and 519 Recap: You Need a Back Up Plan for Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks
In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.
Faking It Episode 103 Recap: The Protestiest Protestor Who Ever Protested
This week on “Faking It,” everybody protested a thing and I protested Karma’s overall existence.
Orphan Black Episode 203 Recap: Mingling Its Own Nature With It
While Sarah seems extremely comfortable roughing it up and peeing in the woods, Felix equates camping with being homeless in the country. Obviously he’s never been to A-Camp.
Faking It Episode 102 Recap: Binders Full Of Lesbians
This week on “Faking It,” the lesbians got crowned homecoming queens and everybody had sexual dreams about each other!
Orphan Black Episode 202 Recap: Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion
Felix says they need an idea to trap Donnie, and Alison tells him what every college student already knows: drinking leads to ideas.
Glee Episode 517 Recap: Opening Night To Remember Forever-Ever
This week on Glee, “Funny Girl” opened and Santana came back!
“Faking It” Episode 101 Recap: Let’s Be Lesbians
In the first episode of “Faking It,” two girls are mistaken for a lesbian couple and they sort of just run with it.
Orphan Black Episode 201 Recap: Nature Under Constraint and Vexed
“Dr. Leekie wants Cosima working for them, and Delphine assures him she’s on it. He tells her to be careful playing for the other team, which is a pretty solid gay/double agent joke.”
Glee Episode 516: “Tested” Will Test Your Endurance For An Episode Without Lesbians
This week on Glee, Blaine ate a lot of cronuts and everybody got tested for STDs!
Glee Episode 515 Recap: Bash Me In The Belly
The good news is that Mercedes is back, the bad news is that Kurt got gay-bashed.
Glee Episode 514 Recap: New New York, New Levels Of Homoeroticism
This week on Glee, Blaine and Kurt got a lot of face time with each other’s faces/feelings, and Rachel went a little Shosh on us.
SUPER SPECIAL RECAP! Bomb Girls: Facing The Enemy
Because of how upset and exhausted I assume y’all must be, I’ve made sure this recap is chock full of inappropriate captions and semi-offensive image editing and even drinking games you can play the next time you feel up to the challenge. Here is your veritable stuffed French toast of a recap, so go ahead and dig in.
“The Fosters” Episode 121 Recap: 10,000 Chickens Come Home to Roost
“That’s right — the characters on this show abusing their power has become so commonplace that I am now desensitized and can only think of denim.”
Glee Episode 513 Recap: New Directions For Lesbos!
This week on Glee, everybody graduated and old loves blossomed anew!
Glee Episode 512 Recap: 100 Times Better Than Usual
This week on Glee, everyone we love (including Brittany!) came back to Lima to sing, dance, eat at the Cracker Barrel (offscreen), cry and kiss each other!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 424 Recap: A is for Anal
I’d like to vote this episode the least likely to answer anything without producing twelve more questions in its wake.