Results for: dead to me
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Love & Canada: How Is This Wedding In A Week?!?
“Fuck flowers. Fuck everything. We’re ordering about a hundred LED twinkling lights and I’m gonna stick gold washi tape on ’em and sprinkle them everywhere and call it a night.”
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Love & Canada: Immigration Station
“I’ve never had a move that felt so little like being jolted from one space to another and so much like something clicking into place.”
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B is Hilarious: What She’s Doing When She’s Not Texting You Back
They should make up a sixth love language that’s just Texting Back in a Polite Amount of Time.
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The Kind of Sex We’re Talking About Today, Part Two: Toeing
“Then you think, ‘It’s so funny. We’re toeing.’ It’s funny and then you laugh and feel happy. “
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6 Ways to Get Your Crush’s Pet to be Obsessed With You
Please fight every urge you have to chase them down and squeeze the dog/cat’s face with your own face or hands while very loudly exclaiming HOW MUCH YOU JUST FREAKIN’ LOVE CATS OR DOGS ZOMGSRSLY. Don’t be this guy.
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Sober in the City: Adventures in Sober Dating
“I could not wrap my head around having to jump back into the dating scene – sober no less. Where would I find suitable dating candidates? How do I “come out” as sober? It’s bad enough that the queer dating pool is incredibly small. Now, I had to contend with the fact that some people would be averse to dating a sober recovering addict.”
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Top 17 Most Devastating Breakups in Lesbian Television History
In honor of the I BROKE UP LIKE THIS ‘zine, we present 17 times queer female couples on television broke each other’s hearts and also our own.
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You Need Help: Is It A Fine Bromance?
What do you do when your girlfriend has a secret bromance with a girl you once wanted to romance?
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Autostraddle’s Masters Of Sex Cure Month Experience Week 2: You Doing You
If you’re just starting now, welcome! It isn’t too late to catch up!
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Lesbian Dating 101: A Syllabus For Girls Who Want to Date Other Girls
How to pick up chicks, how to escape your terrible date, how to handle rejection, how to effectively fight with your girlfriend — we’ve got so much advice for y’all.
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NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Feels Young and Hungry When She Looks At You
Group sex parties, how often and for how long women have sex with each other, lesbian porn haiku, finding the best mattress for your sex life and more.
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You Need Help: Your Girlfriend Has Body Issues And You Want to Initiate Sex
If you wait until your girlfriend with body issues is feeing just really attractive and good about herself to approach the idea of sex, you are, sooner or later, going to stop having sex together. Period.
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Sober in the City: The Life-Changing Day My Addict Partner Left Me
“On one hand, she said she fully supported my path to recovery, but in the same breath she would ask me provoking questions like ‘When is fun Ginger going to come back?’ in response to me choosing not to drink.”
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Everybody F*cking Hates Tinder And We Are All Going To Die Alone
I can’t say any of us were thrilled to sign up, but we knew what we had to do: we had to sign up for a dating app and prepare to meet a lot of ladies… for science.
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How To Keep A Girl For Ten Years: Taking the Plunge into Pet Parenthood
The connection you develop with your pet will help define your sense of humanity better than most human relationships you have or ever will experience.
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Couple.me App Is Co-Dependent, Also Wonderful: The Giant Group Review
“This would be a great time to merge an app review with how adorable everyone is with their perfect humans because everyone who works here is a total critter.”
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55 Ways To Leave Your Lesbian Vampire Lover (According To True Blood)
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
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NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Is Dancing Naked
This week on NSFW Sunday: all vaginas are awesome, what it’s like to act in a lesbian sex scene, interviews and more.
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NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Be A Shock To Your System
This week on NSFW Sunday: ex sex, explaining what lesbians do in bed, a smut writing manifesto, talking about porn in relationships and more.
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Queer Your Wedding Wardrobe: Finding Your MOC-Style & Dressing in Dresses
On being brave when all you feel is panic and bringing out your inner superhero when your sig oth starts freaking out.