Results for: queer parenting
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“The Fosters” Episode 107 Recap: You’re Always Welcome At Hotel Mariana
“When they pry themselves apart, Lexi tells Jesus that her parents took her computer and phone and locked her away in Cookie Monster’s tower where she has to spin gold.”
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“The Fosters” Episode 103 Recap: Taking the Taco Truck to Gay Town
“Steph is making cheese sandwiches with no condiments of any kind. Lesbian moms are cruel.”
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Pretty Little Liars 405: Gamma Zeta Die You Straight Dude Flirting With Emily
It’s college visit week in Rosewood and Emily has a sorority she really wants to visit, if you know what I mean. Also featuring a straight dude who can’t figure out that Emily is gay and Aria’s ugliest skirt yet!
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“The Fosters” Episode 104 Recap: The One With The Quinceañera
“He slurs, “It’s a party, Stef. Have some fun.” Geez Mike. Way to get personal. Everyone knows lesbians are no fun.”
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 109 Recap: The One Where They Finally Do It
Indeed, they are lesbianing together.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 411: Going Down on the Hoe
This week in Rosewood, Emily and Paige queer a hoedown! That’s right, it’s girls dancing together in plaid and cowboy boots!
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 104 Recap: Who Gets To Sleep In The Wet Spot
All those times where you’re like, is it squirt, is it pee, who has to sleep in the wet spot, do we lay down a towel before sex now, etc.
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Orange Is The New Black 101: And There Are Lesbians
Lesbian criminals who are members of an international drug cartel, what the fuck else is up.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 409: Into the Dyke Birthday Party
Paige throws Emily a surprise birthday party but Emily shows up completely pissed off. This is not going to end well.
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“The Fosters” Episode 105 Recap: Remember When You Used to Love My Chimichangas?
Digression 6: My first lesbian date ended on the roof of a small town Pizza Hut, but she knew what we were doing because she helped me push the dumpster up against the wall.
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Pretty Little Liars 406: Under the Gay Fiddle
It’s Open Mic Night in Rosewood and Emily’s about to learn just how good Shana is at fingering.
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Pretty Little Liars 323: I’m Your Sock Puppet
This week on Pretty Little Liars we build up tension and Spencer walks around in colonial nightie
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Glee Episode 415 Recap: Girls (And Bois) On Film
This week on Glee, everybody danced around to all of my favorite songs!
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Bomb Girls 201 Recap: I Heard You Like Beards
Bam! Season 2 has begun. This episode is called “The Quickening”, maybe for how quickly time has flown by since the end of last season. Kidding! It felt like forever and I wanted to die.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 319: What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted Crazy Ladies
This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily finally released some of her pent-up rage and Spencer makes the grossest pickle smoothie I’ve ever seen. I wish that was a euphemism.
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Bomb Girls 202 Recap: Ain’t Nothin Wrong With A Lil Bump N Grind
We’re talking Betty and Kate, baby cannolis, Valentine’s Day soldier sex romps and dead bodies.
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Pretty Little Liars Recap 312: The Lesbian Lady Killer
It’s the mid-season finale of Pretty Little Liars! Emily kicks some ass, the betrAyer is revealed and I say “I told you so.” Well sort of.
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Real L Word 307 Recap: Dream Come True, Nightmare Come Soon
This week on The Real L Word, Romi and Dusty reunited, Whitney and Sara visited Connecticut, Amanda went to a dinner party in New York with Kiyomi and Somer couldn’t make it! Hijinks ensue!
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Pretty Little Liars 304 Recap: Birds of a Feather Take Charge Together
The Liars finally start confronting people and asking the hard questions. More importantly, Maya’s cousin shows up and wants to get all up in Emily’s pants. We’re upset about this.