Results for: dead to me
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 306 Recap: All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
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Autostraddle’s Favorite LGBT TV Characters Of 2014
There were 128 queer lady characters on TV this year, if you can believe that. It’s a brand new world.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
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Here is Your 2015 Queer Lady TV Epic Infographic!
Oh, wonder! How many goodly creatures are there here! How beauteous womankind is! O brave new world, that has such characters in it!
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Orange is the New Black Episode 212 Recap: It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I (Don’t Really) Feel Fine
Lots of super serious things happen in this episode where the metaphor of and literal Hurricane Wanda really picks up speed but all I can do is make fun of Portland and be miserable.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 213 Recap: And I Will Never Finger Her
It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
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Orange is the New Black Recap 211: Hippie Nuns and Foreshadowing
The winds start blowing both literally and metaphorically as we lead up the the season finale.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 210 Recap: The One with All the Flashback Secks
Wherein in Alex Vause returns and we all collectively wet our pants.
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Orange is the New Black 201 Recap: Oops, I Did It Again
We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.
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Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode
Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings to the show, a Piperless Litchfield is somehow the best Litchfield yet.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 206 Recap: Poussey Glorious Poussey
It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!
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And Now, Every Character From “Orange Is The New Black” As They Appear On “Law And Order”
There is no tradition more time-honored than playing the role of a random New Yorker who discovers a corpse in Central Park on an episode of Law and Order.
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Comedy Crush: ‘Orange is the New Black’ Writer Lauren Morelli
“There were all these different bodies and shapes and colors that came in to audition, women who had gone to Juilliard or been on Broadway, but no one wants to put them on TV because they don’t necessarily fit into a TV executive’s idea of what’s beautiful.”
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Autostraddle’s Favorite LGBT TV Characters Of 2013
Autostraddle’s television writers on their favorite lezalicious, bisexual, queer and trans* ladies on the 2013 teevee!
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 102 Recap: Punchin’ Titties 101
I look forward to your angry defensive comments re: the benefits of ingesting menstrual blood.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 104 Recap: Who Gets To Sleep In The Wet Spot
All those times where you’re like, is it squirt, is it pee, who has to sleep in the wet spot, do we lay down a towel before sex now, etc.
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Orange is the New Black 113: Holy Lesbian Spit Chain Batman!
Ever been punched in a tit before? That crushing pain in your areola and the dense tissue of the breast? Brutal. I’ll take dental surgery over titty punches any day.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 111 Recap: Ya Dun Goofed
I hope your terrible facial hair overtakes your face and you choke on it.
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“Orange Is The New Black” Episode 112 Recap: Typical Lesbian Processing
This episode’s theme is “people are mad at Piper and we don’t really blame them that much” and I know y’all agree.