This week on Glee, Brittany had a mental breakdown and ate a lot of Cheese Puffs. Sponsored by Crayola.

Alex’s Team Pick: I’d like to bring your attention to a project that you may want to support the existence of — Feminist Playing Cards! The deck will feature custom illustrations of 52 feminist musicians drawn by 14 feminist artists.

On being brave when all you feel is panic and bringing out your inner superhero when your sig oth starts freaking out.

Yawning is the number one dance move for today.

Haviland Stillwell, Sarah Croce & Ashley Reed are coming together to create a new web series UNICORN PLAN-IT and they want YOU!

In the last installment on out queer survival guide to weddings, we’ve got a tale of two disasters, a guide on finding your balance and advice on giving the right kind of fucks.

This is a mighty fine week to get born — just ask Crystal, KC Danger, Haviland Stillwell, Brandy Howard, Natalie and Jodie Sweetin!

This week on The Real L Word, some people fell in love and some people yelled at each other and some people can be content playing bingo and paying rent!

Greetings Queers, and Happy Election Day! Welcome to our Feelings Thread / Election Day Party Live Blog. Are you excited? I’m excited.

On the third day, they created the heaven and earth, read some poems out loud, talked about coming out and religion and spooning and discovered the truth about cats and dogs.

“The truth is that it does bother me that my parents are pretending that I’m dead—probably more than I’ve been willing to admit.”

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!

Or, “The One Where Clint Eastwood Does That Thing With The Chair, Oh My God.”

After a four-year stint in Autostraddle’s top American lesbianish city, I thought I had developed impossibly high expectations for every future place I’d inhabit. Then I found Sydney.

Day Three’s activities included the sex panel, the talent show, the queer women of color panel, the picking up chicks workshop, ‘zine-making, the dance and SO MUCH MORE!

What better way to celebrate the release of the 2012 Autostraddle Calendar than with a bunch of drunk lesbians in West Hollywood?

This t-shirt would look really cute on you or really anyone you know. It’s that cute. It will probably sell out so GET ON IT.

Your focus shouldn’t be ‘Is she straight or gay?’. Wondering about that leads to madness, drunk phone calls and other forms of hot messery.

“And so while I would have loved to have done what Laura did, to go to New York and try to find myself, I did the more conventional thing, and I think I was not alone in that.”

Well, here we are!