Yesterday was Turkey Day in the States. Did you survive? Is it still happening for you/continuing all weekend? Vent/tell us your stories in our open thread! Also, if you haven’t already, here are some tips for bringing your ladyfriend home for the holidays. If you need recipe ideas try making some quinoa or sweet potato related foods. It’s all we eat, apparently.
ALSO. Did you read Inferno for the book club? We’re talking about it! Okay, I’m not because I haven’t read it yet. But you should!
The Grandmothers All Seem to Say The Same Things Award to TheVegetarian:
I had to minimize this window about 12 times while reading it. I love holidays! Yesterday I was told that even though Prince William was married I still had a shot with Prince Harry. DEATH.
The And There is No Drinking Age in the UK to Jen8:
All Scottish people start drinking at 11am everyday… it’s the LAW!
(The Cat-Frankie sex scene was indeedy hot).
The Moon Unit and Moxie Crime Fighter Award to mon:
does anyone find it weird that will smith and jada pinkett smith’s kids are called jaden and willow? or is it just unspokenly creepy.
The Hockey Canada Award to ekinicole:
It’s always hockey season.
The We Are All Made of Kittens Award to wallow14:
OMG, there is picture of a cat in a post about vegan Thanksgiving food… surely this is indicative of some sort of stereotype, right?
The wasteunit Award to wasteunit:
I hope the ladies eat other things. Like vaginas.
I just ate a banana split for breakfast, so there’s that.
The These Comment Awards Not Written By Joss Whedon Award to Billy:
If you don’t like Anya you haven’t seen “The Body”.I’m glad that everyone has joined in my outrage at every movie that isn’t written by Joss Whedon, like “Harry Potter Movie Not Written by Joss Whedon- Public Demands Answers”. There should be a disclaimer on every movie not written by Joss Whedon, akin to “coffee will burn you” on cups, just so the public is fully aware that this movie isn’t written by Joss Whedon and lawsuits are thus prevented. also… “No power in the ‘verse can stop me”
The How Did You Even Come Up With That Award to mwuhu:
What does furt even mean? Is it a like a rainbow fart?
The I Am Thankful For My Bed Award to Brianna:
omgwtf I have the day off today. Excuse me I am going back to bed. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
The I’m Thankful For Alcohol Award to via:
WATCH. THE. DOG. SHOW.
its on NBC. actually its almost over. watch. the. dog. show. next. year. its the best thxgiving tradition to develop. WHO CAN BE ANGRY WHEN AN ANOUNCER IS CALMLY EXPLAINING THE GROOMING TECHNIQUES FOR AFGAN HOUNDS?
the second best part was spiking my coffee this morning. FAMILY!
The Pragmatic Award to sarahhh:
I’m home for the week for doctors’ appointments but I let my mom think that I’m home just for her. I really don’t think she’d fare well if she knew I came home for Thanksgiving in order to see my gyno.