Results for: love is a lie
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 506 Review: Burn, Cheeto, Burn
I’m not going to lie, there was something oddly cathartic about seeing a pile of Cheetos burst into flames.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 508 Review: Tied To The Tracks
“Tied To The Tracks” is a slow burn compared to the season’s first six episodes of Orange Is the New Black that mostly boasted a crowded ensemble acting out cruelly in the name of justice for Poussey.
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“Orange is the New Black” Episode 413 Review: “Toast Can’t Never Be Bread Again”
“These women are angry, and rightfully so. They aren’t treated like humans. Their lives are taken away from them, sometimes literally, and they don’t even have names. They tried a peaceful protest and someone was killed. Their riot is righteous, but at the end of the day, they’re going to be the ones punished. There is no justice.”
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“Orange Is The New Black” 404 Review: “Doctor Psycho”
Sophia! And Nicky! (Who in the world thought we needed more Sam Healy flashbacks?)
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“Orange is the New Black” Episode 407 Review: “It Sounded Nicer in My Head”
All the women of Litchfield deserve so much better.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 301 Recap: All About Your Mothers
IT’S HERE. WE’RE ALL HERE TOGETHER AND IT’S HERE.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 302 Recap: Bed Bugs Stop The World. World Stop.
Daya’s STILL pregnant. We shouldn’t ever douche with Lysol or let the bed bugs out of our chia poons. Also, sex stuff happened. Bring enough snacks for the group and get in here!
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 308 Recap: Fear and Loathing in Panty Town
Ruby Rose, the results are in and you are NOT THE FATHER!
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 312 Recap: The World is a Vampire
After eleventy hundred years of being pregnant, Daya finally has her baby.
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 311 Recap: I Can Do Breaking Bad All By Myself
Piper and Alex break up, Pennsatucky breaks down, and Ms. Rosa makes a cameo!
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 306 Recap: All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter
Chang has a lot of secrets. The main one is she’s a total badass!
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Orange Is the New Black Episode 303 Recap: The Double Reverse Jinx Strategy
Poussey and Taystee hold a funeral to honor the books martyred in the Conflagration of Three Days Ago. Piper and Alex have more hate sex. And Nicky self-destructs.
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Orange is The New Black Episode 310 Recap: There Is A Monster At The End Of This Book
In which things start falling apart.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 212 Recap: It’s the End of the World as We Know It and I (Don’t Really) Feel Fine
Lots of super serious things happen in this episode where the metaphor of and literal Hurricane Wanda really picks up speed but all I can do is make fun of Portland and be miserable.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 213 Recap: And I Will Never Finger Her
It’s the season finale of Orange is the New Black, and so much shit is about to go down. Ride with me.
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Orange is the New Black Recap 211: Hippie Nuns and Foreshadowing
The winds start blowing both literally and metaphorically as we lead up the the season finale.
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Orange is the New Black Episode 210 Recap: The One with All the Flashback Secks
Wherein in Alex Vause returns and we all collectively wet our pants.
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Orange is the New Black 201 Recap: Oops, I Did It Again
We hate to tell you, Dorothy, but you ain’t in Kansas High Security Prison anymore, and Toto’s only looking out for Toto.
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Orange Is The New Black Episode 206 Recap: Poussey Glorious Poussey
It’s Valentine’s Day at Litchfield and Poussey Day in Flashbackland!
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Orange is the New Black 202: Thank Lesbian Jesus It’s Taystee’s Episode
Litchfield, O Litchfield! How hast thee fared? Didst thou miss me? Much as I have learned over time to not only tolerate Piper but also genuinely enjoy what she brings to the show, a Piperless Litchfield is somehow the best Litchfield yet.