Results for: Feel good
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Nine Vegetables Procrastinating Queers Can Still Grow from Seed in May!
Hey there, my procrastinating yet effervescent gay friend. I’m so glad you’re here and that you’re contemplating the possibility of growing at least one vegetable. I’m here to tell you it is not too late to plant some seeds right now in May!
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A Definitive Ranking of Good & Gather Snacks at Target According to Me, a Bitch for Target
Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.
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70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
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14 Cookie Recipes For Baking a Whole Batch Of Cookies, Then Eating Them All In Two Days
It’s time to stress bake!!!
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Mozzarella Sticks I’ve Eaten, Ranked
Mozzarella sticks, above all else, are meant to be shared.
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed with Their Dogs, Part 4
We’re back for a barely conceivable fourth installment looking at the big dogs, little dogs and doggy dogs of more lesbian and bisexual women of history who were obsessed with them!
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13 Easy Houseplants for Seasonally Depressed Gays and Their Cats
Will these plants solve real mental health issues? Absolutely not, but they might make you feel more alive for the next few months, and also your cat can gnaw on them to its heart’s content, the asshole.
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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Products, Ranked By Jack-o’-Lantern Emojis
“If I were Pac-Woman and these pumpkin rolls were the little dots in the maze I had to eat, I would win every time.”
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12 Holiday Beers, Ranked by How Much They Taste Like Christmas
“Ho ho ho, no! This beer tastes like a literal snickerdoodle.”
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Fictional Cats, Ranked
There’s been even more talk of cats than usual on the queer internet lately, due to Oatmeal the cat in Russian Doll and Chewie the cat in Captain Marvel. Let’s keep that momentum going!
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed With Their Dogs, Part 2
What further revelations lurk in our woefully unexplored queer pupper past? Find out literally right now, as we continue our historical adventures with gal’s best pal!
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Lesbian and Bisexual Women of History Who Were Obsessed With Their Dogs, Part 1
If you’ve been waiting your whole life to find people in history that really reflect who you are, today is that day! We’re examining the many ways gay, bisexual, queer and other unquantifiably not-straight women have built lasting, meaningful and downright obsessive relationships with their canine friends over the years.
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7 Bar Games To Make Your Holigays Merry and Bright!
Bookmark this list on your phone, send it to your friends in your group text. Be the hero who saves The Holigays! (Or at least, be the hero who kicks your party up a notch!)
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50 of the Gayest Nerdiest Things You Weirdos Named Your Pets
“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”
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10 Summer Beers to Drink Before Pumpkin Spice Takes Over
Vanilla and ginger and cinnamon and nutmeg are encroaching. Here are ten summer beers to try before they take over everything.
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16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
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22 Sandwich Cookies, Ranked
“E.L. Fudge is strictly for children, as no adult can actually eat them with any dignity or hope for their future.”
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16 Ways to Eat Like Hillary Clinton on the Campaign Trail
A reporter asked Hillary how many calories are in this and she booed him and kept eating. Damn right.
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Top 10 Foods We’re Not Ashamed to Eat In Public as Fat People
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
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22 Smoothie Recipes To Freeze (And Fuel) Your Brain (And Body)
Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!