The Comment Awards Think You’re A Waffle Iron

How goes it, teddy bears? This week I learned that Witchita State athletes are known as “the Shockers” (thank you, March Madness) and tamales make for the most delicious breakfast food (thank you, adult spring break in Mexico). Also breakfast buffets are the best of all buffets, right?

Anyway, what have you been up to? This week Lizz and Vanessa hobnobbed with fancy queers at the NYC GLAAD Awards and Gabby interviewed Michelle Tea.

Though many of us are still thawing out from a long winter, Malaika’s Prairie Homo take on spring and Hansen’s playlist give us hope that warmer days are on the way. There were also pocket squares, DIY pet beds and a survey that said ladies who love ladies love older ladies (we agree). Other tasty morsels included Nutella three ways and creamy dranks — which sounds like the best weekend ever.

On Lesbians Love Older Women, Says Survey And Our Hearts:

The Age of Reason Award to Digger:


On Glee Episode 416 Recap:

The He Wants To Make Tater Tots With Her Award to Kathryn: “He actually said ‘my future wife’?? That’s some major Gaston shit, potatbro.”

The Seriously, No One Gets That Right The First Time Award to Monique: “Love how Ryder can spell conscience but not bear.”

The Can Figure Skating Judging Work Like This Too? Award to Freddie and Lexi:

Freddie & Lexi

On Brittani’s Video Party Aubrey Plaza Watches The Office with Calvin and Hobbes on the Death Star:

The Voice Inside Our Head Award to Elinor:


On GLAAD Awards NYC 2013: Madonna, Degrassi Lesbians, and Trans* Representation:

The Mom of the Week Award to Joanie:


On Call and Response: On Body Snarking and The Word Tr*nny:

The Best Monologue Award to kazzy:



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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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  1. zomg je suis famoose!??! i feel all warm and cozy inside now =) yay for my awkwardness finally paying off in a positive manner!

  2. I love waffle irons! Do you know how my heart broke when waffleizer ended?? There are more than thirty ways to waffle!! I don’t even call them waffle irons anymore, just waffleizers.

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