This week I joined a gym. Well, I sort of joined a gym. I gave a guy I don’t know some money and, in exchange, I get to meet him and some other strangers once a week at what is essentially a storage unit filled with ropes and heavy things. Tomorrow is my first day. It’ll be fine. I’m sure it’ll be fine. It sounds nothing like the beginning of a horror novel. Not at all.
This week was way more than fine on Autostraddle dot com.
Heather finally played Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate and has lots of very valid feelings about it.
Kayla made a romantic comedy. Kayla. made. a. romantic. comedy. You’ll be as entertained as you are impressed.
If you are even a little bit of a geek — and I bet you are — and if you like to enjoy hot beverages daily or on occasion — and I bet you do — Ali has essentially answered all the dreams you’ll ever have ever with nerd mugs.
TomboyX generously donated a campership, but you have to apply by the end of TODAY!
Erin took a look at The Queer Hands of Autostraddle, which I’m convinced would make a great calendar for 2017; assuming there’s no zombie apocalypse, of course.
Also soccer is so gay. Or at least it is when these ladies are playing it.
The Dream Lover Award to The619:
The I’ll Be Queer Award to queer girl:
The Megan Award for Human Being Excellence to Amanda ling:
The Best Typo Award to Z as in Zee, not Zed:
The Welp Award to Thesaria:
The Baby Steps Award to amidola:
The Bea Arthur Genius Grant Award to Carmen SanDiego:
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