The Comment Awards Are Safe, Weird, & Rolled In Something

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Hi muffins! What are you up to this weekend? I’m going to nurse what’s left of this cold, but first it’s off to Trader Joe’s to try and put together a cheese board even half as pretty and delicious as Laneia’s gorgeous creations. Wish me cheese luck!

This week, Mey saw Coco, and it changed her whole life.

This is the cutest, Elle Mills is the cutest, and I want to wrap her in a hug as big as that rainbow wallpaper around her house: Watch YouTube Star Elle Mills Come Out, Feel Your Heart Grow Three Sizes.

Straight people are still not okay. (Three guesses on who wrote this one!)

Want to wear your politics on your sleeve? Nora’s got tips!

I think that you should read this. 

Teddy Geiger Teddy Geiger Teddy Geiger Teddy Geiger! ❤

And then there were your comments!

On No Filter: Evan Rachel Wood In The Kitchen With The Turkey Baster:

The 2 Become 1 Award to Blackmar, Cleo and Carmen SanDiego:

Blackmar: Um, I’m interested in Heidi Klum and Mel B possibly being an item. Am I not supposed to be? Should I hang out with your dad? / Cleo: Same! / Carmen SanDiego: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with Stef's dad.

On “Buffy, It’s Cold Outside” Is the Gayest Holiday Classic Since “Carol”:

The Relativity Award to D:

As someone who is from Santa Barbara (aka Sunnydale) and still spends every Christmas there, I was DYING when they sang, “You’ll freeze out there/It’s 60 degrees out there!

On Pop Culture Fix: Look Out Lesbian Ken, Gay Agenda Barbie Is Here and She Looks Great:

The 50 Shades of Pink Award to Anna, Kristen and Lucky#19:

It’s hard to tell with that dog in the foreground, but are Barbie and her gal pal… handcuffed together?

On Let’s Make Cheese Boards and Never Leave the House Again:

The Personal Brand Award to Rachel:

i still haven’t finished reading, because i want to savor this post over the course of several hours, but i wanted to share real quick that “Safe, Weird, A Different Color, Rolled In Something

And on Straight People Watch: Fall 2K17:

The Blue Dream Wedding Award to Vicky (also, do yourself a favor and read the whole thread, the puns are amazing):

The bride’s bouquet is a bunch of freshly picked cannabis leaves. The reception is a “high tea

The Nice Things (And Why We Can’t Have Them) Award to Even Rachel Would:

I finally understand why the straights were so worried that we were gonna ruin marriage. Apparently, they wanted to do it themselves.

The Tag Team Award to Linnea and Natalie:

Linnea: “Saturdays are for the boys

And the Harold & the Search for Lesbians Award to Rous Rose:

Queer couple: *Makes out in public, calls one another ‘honey’, gets married, has three kids, talks about how they plan to get matching San Junipero-themed gravestones when they die, etc.* The Straights: Awwww, are you sisters? / The Straights: Harold...

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  3. I’m so mad I somehow missed Straight People Watch when it was posted a few days ago! Where was I? What was I doing?! Am I, like straight people, not okay?

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