Welcome back to No Filter, in which we peruse the week’s bounty in queer celebrity Instagram and feel better about our own lives. This week, someone posited that Heidi Klum and Scary Spice might be an item, which is news only my father would be interested in (and I’m not telling him). In other news, here are some headlines from the week in Journalism:
Brittani Nichols and this muppet are here to intimidate you.
Did ERWB celebrate Thanksgiving in a giant animal onesie? Y/N?
Emma Roberts got to sandwich her way in between our favorite couple of the year and is flashing her best “Surprise, bitch!” smile.
Forever winner of the Thirst Games Bella Thorne got “Bite Me” tattooed on her hip, which is something alright.
Alaina posted this photo to the Vapid Fluff channel and asked if it counts and I think it counts. Also, nice work on the pie.
Gaby Dunn had a weird week. I think we all did.
It’s Mallory Ortberg’s 31st birthday, which means they’re a Sag (which makes a lot of sense) and also means that at 34, I have accomplished nothing with my life. Also, excellent color palette situation.
When your motorcycle keeps telling jokes.
Join us next week for more women laughing alone with motorcycles.
Waiiioit did Mallory come out as nb?
Was wondering the same thing??!
they sent a little bird to tell me to use gender-neutral pronouns for them from now on.
We love you Mallory ???
YES angelia and alyssia’s pie counts!!!
U guys, I think Mary Lambert & Michelle Chamuel broke up ?
Noo this is so sad
oh no my heartttt
Is Gaby a twin?? Same here. Designated queer twin in my particular pair
and if that’s Gaby’s mom then all I can say is holy cow those genes are strong
that’s her little sister!
That whole family must have good genes then.
Surprised that photo of Shane and Carmen didn’t make it on here; that all I saw on instagram for like two days after it was posted ??
stef this was a really really good round up, excellent work.
Um, I’m interested in Heidi Klum and Mel B possibly being an item. Am I not supposed to be? Should I hang out with your dad?
If you wanna be my lover you gotta hang out with Stef’s dad
Yesssssss comment award
But then her and your dad will be making love forever,
That friendship needs to end
Taking is too easy but that’s the way it is
Hello, Mary Lambert and Michelle Chamuel have broken up, love is DEFINITELY a lie, where is the coverage of this american tragedy?