Hi friends! The rest of the world might be a bit of a mess, but this was such a very good week here on Autostraddle dot com! Give yourselves a little round of applause, get a quick drink of water, and settle in – there are lots of awards today!
This week, Heather taught us how to be more assertive!
The team melted my heart with this roundtable about their childhood stuffed animals.
I love this column so! much! Find Your Fit: The Queer Academic Who Wants to Be Your Professor Crush.
Yvonne wrote about the tomboys and weird girls of the 90’s and early aughts. (At least three of my roots are in there; who were yours?)
Um, so Disney released a novelized sequel to Hocus Pocus, and it’s super queer!! Happy Early Halloween to us all!
And then there were your comments.
On Your Ex’s Bad Breakup Behavior, According to Their Sign:
The Romeo + Juliet Award to Susan:
On The 2018 Emmy Nominations Mommi Power Rankings:
The Momment Award to thatottergirl and Emily:
On You Need Help: How to Be More Assertive (or, When to Clap Back at Men):
The Heather Hogan Told Me To…Again Award to, well, me:
The Fresh Tea Award to Chandra:
And the Squarepants Of Love Award to Laura:
On 11 Tomboys and Weird Girls From 90/00s Movies I Loved as a Kid:
The Be Your Own Hero Award to Caitlin:
On What Does It Mean to Be a “Topwp_postsor a “Dominantwp_postsin Lesbian Sex?
The Bound for Glory Award to Snaelle, Deli Twotone, Chandra and Iarran Mé:
![Snaelle: [image of women from around 1915, wearing black dresses with corsets and carrying riding crops] “Simply topping survey and analysis, wouldn’t you say?wp_posts“Definitely my dominant impression.wp_posts“They certainly worked out all the kinks, I would say.wp_posts/ Sarah: Snaelle! / Snaelle: Just a little loving pun-ishment... / Deli Twotone: Of corset it would be you! / CHandra: HEY I recognize that pun - this is highway brabbery! / Snaelle: Top-notch highway brabbery: your money and your wife. / Iarran me: I can-knot believe you.](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Screen-Shot-2018-07-19-at-8.22.00-PM.png?resize=656%2C763)
On Pop Culture Fix: What if Evan Rachel Wood Is Playing Elsa’s Girlfriend in “Frozen 2”?
The Cuddle Puddle Award to Dee:
And on Disney’s “Hocus Pocuswp_postsSequel Is a Teenage Lesbian Love Story!
The Gliterati Award to Ameridelphia:
See a funny or amazing comment that needs to be here? E-mail me at queergirlblogs [at] gmail [dot] com!
No one deserves a Leo… because we are just that great.
But Romeo + Juliet Award was brilliant. DiCaprio is at his peak baby-dyke in that one…
Ta, I do like tea and scorns.
Goodness, Chandra, are we saddled with a comment award? ‘Tis a fine crop of puns we’ve raised, a veritable welter. And if Snaelle or Deli Twotone should care to add to our acceptance speech, either one, why, leather rip! Together we are indomme-itable.
Oh my, you’ve already unleashed so many puns off the cuff that I’d better crack the whip if I want to join in.
I’ve always heard it’s better to give than to receive…so don’t you think we should give it enthusiastically to those who may be feeling under-represented?
The comment award, I mean.
sounds like Snaelle’s a top…notch person
I was busy bottoming out on alcohol when the Comment Awards went down.
Iarrann mé be I’m feelin’ Queer, Girl this moaning. Chandra and lightning whenever I open my eyes.
I’ll be moving at a Snaelle’s pace today,
Thank you for the comment award, now I have an answer if I’m ever asked what my greatest achievement is.
Thank you for The Cuddle Puddle Award
Y’all are effing superstars!
But seriously, Snaelle has been Buffy the Vampire Slaying it this week (highest gay nerd praise).
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYING IT
AMIDOLA
I’m not blushing, I’m just hot.
We all had Faith in her.
In fact we’d stake our reputation on her
QG is on fire with the gifs today
Ahh thanks again for this momment in the sun! Such perfect punsters all around.
looking forward to your next album, Ottergirl…
Onnit!
I would also like to thank Heather Hogan for inspiring queer girl to accept an award.
Because really qg, nobody deserves it more than you do <3 <3 <3.
Awwww snaelle ??
You are the best QG. You inspire us to rise up at every occasion.
The Comment Awards, and maybe most especially the Comments on the Comment Awards, is just the best place to be on the Interwebs.
THANK YOU !
K I’m going back into hiding, hangover baaaad
This is without a doubt the greatest award I’ve ever received, but the best thing of all is being in such good company!
As a very gay bookworm and a former cataloguer, I simply loooove your classification system.
Sorry Library of Congress, you’ve been topped by the Library of Hella Gay Congress.
definitely putting autostraddle comment award on my resume